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recipe..

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Post Wed Apr 30, 2003 11:04 am

oh is it?? and people . . . i jsut came up with a more.. synthetic method of going about this.. those bulimic people... don't they like eat tonnes and puke it back out? they take this pill thingy.. yeah.. well, much less hassle if you do that.. and @arognus, the original post was regarding puking . . . and going all the way to clicking.. um.. um.. thats kinda unbeliveable. but considering how quickly my other post was clicked; (omg..wtf..), i don't know.. but i seriously would like clicky subjects not have anything to do with my recipe.

and i've been experimenting with floats lately. i've gotten around to putting ice-cream on top of 100 plus. depending on what flavour and colour you put in.. that might just look like puke. smear it on your front and spill the rest on the floor. though its a regrettable action.. it does things just fine.

oh yeah, and diarohhea.. (sp?) i'm working on that.. i'd rather skip the experiences. people.. try.. a mix of.. fish curry and ice cream with black pepper topping along with beer(loads-preferrably carlsberg or hainekken) then eat loads of bananas(its supposed to be good for your digestion with all the fibres.. a bit too much would do the trick..) but thats the natural-or-idiot's way.
the professional way - take a few pills designed to relieve constipation-do we need to go into how to get constipated?


This is currently registered with the FAA as a glider, and according to FAA records, it has no engine - which is technically true, if you ignore that large rocket in back.

zlo

Post Wed Apr 30, 2003 12:23 pm

Castor-oil is the thing if you wanna be relieved (hmmm) that way
BTW, concerning getting away from school, isn't it better to just run in place till you're flushed and panting, heat up the thermometer (not too much, though - else the parents may decide they should callthe ambulance), go back to bed and call the parents in? Much better than different purgatives and emetics, IMO.

I'm not sad - I'm sober[[[!


Edited by - zlo on 30-04-2003 13:59:16

Post Thu May 01, 2003 2:50 am

just go to your local dramatics school they'll teach you how to act sick

or make your head a blank and think solely on a sickness (for example: a bad cold) making that the sole thought in your mind and meditate on it for about three minutes (that works for me) I'll bet you a beer that you ain't going to school the next day

Post Thu May 01, 2003 12:35 pm

i wasn't implying on getting off school. just a misc. recipe.. what about headaches and dizzyness and nauseating sickness stuff? if they can make cures, they gotta be able to make diseases..


This is currently registered with the FAA as a glider, and according to FAA records, it has no engine - which is technically true, if you ignore that large rocket in back.

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