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kimk

Post Sun Apr 27, 2003 1:11 pm

recipe..

for painless, messless luking..
eat the following within a time span of 20 minutes, in the order of listing.
20ml of pepsi
300ml of mushroom soup
2 slices of garlic bread
20ml pepsi
half a chicken leg (drumstick)
20 ml pepsi
half a 9-in pizza with the following toppings - pineapple, pepproni, sausage, tomato..and all other junk that comes in the most expensive pizza
20ml pepsi between each slice of pizza
then..
800ml of pepsi under 2 mins.

guaranteed puking . . . no liquid. plain solid semi-digested food.
proved from experience of kimk..


This is currently registered with the FAA as a glider, and according to FAA records, it has no engine - which is technically true, if you ignore that large rocket in back.

zlo

Post Sun Apr 27, 2003 1:52 pm

Geez, kimk, you're crazy! I thought it was a joke before i read that youo ACTUALLY DID IT!
Stop it man before it's too late!

I'm not sad - I'm sober[[[!

Leonhart

Post Sun Apr 27, 2003 3:38 pm

Thanks Kimk for the recipe.It might be useful when I do not fell like going to school.

May strong survive and weak perish

kimk

Post Mon Apr 28, 2003 7:20 am

@zlo, the recipe was found by an unintentional incident whereby i tried to cram in as much as possible before my mum got to the exit. the 800ml of pepsi comes in there.
@ leonhart, you are very welcome..


This is currently registered with the FAA as a glider, and according to FAA records, it has no engine - which is technically true, if you ignore that large rocket in back.

Eraser

Post Mon Apr 28, 2003 8:44 am

Whoa, you have serious issues kimk

I don´t need to eat all that crap to throw up, I already have to puke reading the recipe and thinking about you actually doing this....

kimk

Post Mon Apr 28, 2003 10:55 am

oh yup.. i do.. but hey.. it works. better to do it on an empty tummy tho.. i don't guarantee for the stuff that's already inside your tummy to come up.
i'm working on a multiple-puking recipe, precisely 40 mins from each .. discharge.


This is currently registered with the FAA as a glider, and according to FAA records, it has no engine - which is technically true, if you ignore that large rocket in back.

zlo

Post Mon Apr 28, 2003 6:51 pm

If you favor puking so much, why don't you try two-finger-conversation instead?
IMHO, puking is only good if you've had WAAAY too much booze

I'm not sad - I'm sober[[[!

Argonus

Post Mon Apr 28, 2003 8:32 pm

That's....Um...>Great KimK....

My problem with that recipe...is that it has the capability of killing me.

I am HIGHLY allergic to mushrooms and all other types of fungi.

For me, I have an easier, and quicker way to puke...Within 1-2 minutes of comsumption.

1 single solitary shot of Tequilla.

I am also allergic to the Agave plant....my stomach ejects it right after it hits.


-Arg



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Edited by - argonus on 28-04-2003 23:53:12

Leonhart

Post Mon Apr 28, 2003 9:22 pm

HEY KIMK
Didn't you say you will puke after truing your recipe and here I am sitting here on toilet whole day and writing on my sisters lap top ( which I stole from her ).Making a conclusion from all the banging on the door she is mad, I think I will have to get out and continue later.


o)==[::::::::::::> May strong survive and weak perish <::::::::::::==(o

kimk

Post Tue Apr 29, 2003 11:04 am

ok... maybe i need to take into account.. do some maths.. i'm 14/1/2 yrs old. take pepsi as a main ingredient.
860ml/14.5 x (your age) = amount which you need to drink to puke.
repeat for other foods.. then again, you'll need to take into account your tummy size.. and its capacity and your metabolism rates.. man so many variables.. nvm...
anyways,
as a side note to people, provided that you are an exact replica of me, you'll puke within 3 mins.


This is currently registered with the FAA as a glider, and according to FAA records, it has no engine - which is technically true, if you ignore that large rocket in back.

zlo

Post Tue Apr 29, 2003 1:25 pm

I'm beginning to love this topic. My suggestion is that we move to diarrhea next (or was it already mentioned?)

I'm not sad - I'm sober[[[!

Argonus

Post Tue Apr 29, 2003 2:39 pm

Ya know...I'm glad my last attempt at a post ended in an internal server error (error 500) cuz my original post may have gotten this thread clicked....lol

Speaking of which...I wonder how long it will take before this thread does get clicked...lol


-Arg



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Locutov

Post Tue Apr 29, 2003 7:15 pm

say.. kimk

ever wonder why you vomitted when you did that
I'll tell you. if it reached your stomach, your stomach would have exploded with the amount of biogas produced

zlo

Post Tue Apr 29, 2003 7:20 pm

Well, under NORMAL circumstances, meteorism results in farting....
Still better than puking, IMHO

I'm not sad - I'm sober[[[!

JTCurry5

Post Wed Apr 30, 2003 1:59 am

Hey kimk, thats good. Real good for getting out of school! lol actually...its easier my way. Take milk, cookies, bread, and any assortment of food actually, and chew it up and spit it back out. Looks like puke. Just make sure you do that when your parents arent around. Oh, and take the nauseau medicine, leave it on the counter in plain view. Just leave clues.

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