101. you say 100 isnt enough!
102. you claim your car is a titan and you work for corsairs
103. you put a bunch of deracells in your car, claiming they're sheild batteries
104. you try to drive to mexico, yelling "the hispania made it, the hispania made it!!"
105. when you need to find a cd hack because everyone in the house plays free lancer

Edited by - i eat nomads on 6/18/2006 1:20:52 AM

106. You go to London and can't find the Planet
107. You go to the car dealer and ask for a starflyer
108. You go to New york and get attacked by Rouges
109. You ask the local cop where the Leeds Jumphole is.
110. You get stopped on the highway /Motorway for doing warp 5.

111. When you try to "hard dock", (giong right up to the gate/trade lane befor hitting dock so you dont have to wait for the ship to line up.), with your garage but crash into it because the door didn't open fast enough.

112. When you have to wait at a red light and you think you're waiting in que so you start shooting people so they hurry up.

Edited by - Zion1 on 6/19/2006 3:59:40 PM

113. When you don't eat. Ever.
114. When you try to land your Cessna on the real Battleship Missouri, you're confused as to why they fire AA missles at you.
115. You buy a missle of the black market, go to New York, find a gangster, and throw it at him
116. You go to Malta or Crete in real life and demand Cardamine and Alien Artifacts from the Mafia that isn't there
117. You travel from city to city looking for pubs to get an assasination job from a cop.
118. You truly beleive Everywhere is no more than 2 hours from anywhere.
119. You shoot at the highway

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It makes about as much sense as a Japanese VCR Instruction Manual!



Edited by - Krytie on 6/21/2006 7:04:22 PM

120 Start calling your wife(etc) juni
121 relise dust is settling on you, and it is 2050.

122. The following error message appears while your'e playing FL:

"Technical Difficulties:

You have encountered a serious error. Serious errors can be caused by many things including viruses, overheated hardware and hardware that does not meet the minimum specifications for the game. Please visit the forums at www.microsoft.com for suggested courses of action or consult your manual for Technical Support contact information."

And yes, you have the most updated virus database, scan your computer ten times a day, and have a ultra-high-end comp that runs Freelancer PERFECTLY.

123.Get a job to destroy cars.
124.You withdraw credits from the bank instead of money.
125.You start scanning nearby cars
126.You dock at a car park.
127.You say "Hey! I need some bunny wheels to go into space and drive through the docking ring!
128.You are chased by the police for treason, illegal goods etc, and have bounty on your head 1mill pounds, dollars that is for you amercians.

Nomads are cheeky
Nomads are sad
What makes me happy is ones that are stupid.

Edited by - Unib5 on 7/10/2006 11:25:46 PM

129) When you realise that you don't want to pay tax anymore, so don't
130) Then after when you try to stop the baliffs from taking your stuff by tractoring it in, you demand they say "My loot, My beautiful loot"
131) When the computer doesn't need to be plugged in
132) When you try and mod google earth so its more realistic, and has Newark Station.
133) When you warn the FBI that nomads are really coming
134) And when they don't believe you, you know the whole planet is invade with nomads, and your the only sane one

135) When you burn all the FL music to a CD and listen to it while driving. (Guilty)

###: When you see a Russian/Chinese person you shout "OH NOES!! TEH COALITION!!! HOWED J00 FIND US!?"

137: When instead of London (etc.) you speak/write New London...

...almost happened to me once on a geography test

138: When you start talking to the monkeys at the zoo.

And you know you've been playing Splinter Cell too much when...
1: When you start doing the co-op moves in a pool... and it works!

Edited by - HeyThere on 7/11/2006 10:00:51 PM

139. whed u have added the freelancer forums as favorites and u read them in the morning as a top newspaper. (guilty, from time to time)

300 hrs and more in sp. "...perseverare diabolicum"

140. When you jump on the toilet and shout "incoming torpedo"! LoL

Edited by - Eradicator on 8/6/2006 1:09:51 PM