68. You take the disk out, set it on your desk, and use it for a coaster.

69. you think your whole family are nomads and kill them.

70. if u give directions with trade lanes and ask if they need an escort

71: You go into bars in germany looking for fortune teller guys.
72: You want to stop Germans Immagrating in case they are really Nomads.

73. on a 4X4, you start ramming other cars, hoping that a loot will come out, then being arrested, and saying: my beatiful loot!

74. Ask where you can fine a Adv Thruster
75. pwn the crap out of other people just because you think there nomads and your thinking your part of the order

76. Try hailing truck drivers with your car's radio, asking if they need an escort.
77. You ask somebody to take you from Leeds to Manchester with his spaceship.
78. You visit Alaska and are surprised that they're no bacterias in the air.
79. You blow up stones with a pistol in search for commodities.
80. You start making up plans about curbing piracy in Malta and on Crete.
81. You try cutting of someones throat with a string of wheat from Spain.

82. you fantasize about Juni in dazy duke shorts
83. You wish you could put a recliner in your car like they have in the ships..
84. you think you can get away with shooting cops once or twice and not have them shoot back.
85. you post in this kind of thread more then once..

007

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate.The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

V from V for Vendetta

86: You raid a submarine, steal mines, then put them in your trunk. While on the highway, someone tails you and you press the open trunk button, and a 40 car pileup ensures. While the cops chase you, you throw a sheet over your car hoping to be 'cloaked' but somehow the cops lose you and you make it back home only to be stuck at your garage while you try to 'dock' with your house!

Man that is a long one!

When the computer says: "Hull Breach Imminent" it means one of two things, 1: you're about to get blasted out of the stars, or 2: your torpedo ammo is exploding! Jettison IT!

Edited by - darkfighter on 6/17/2006 12:36:55 AM

.egeugnal damon ni gnikaeps dna gnitirw trats uoy nehW : 78

(come and visit Monkey Universe 1.86, if u dont undestand)

88. You go into a restaurant and order a nomad burger
89. You take your car to the local garage and ask for a thruster to be fitted to it

.egeugnal damon ni gnikaeps dna gnitirw trats uoy nehW : 78

When you start writing and speaking in nomad language.

IT's easy to switch the letters around backwards, didn't even have to go to the site. esaceb I nac od ti oot.

Edited by - Question Asker2044 on 6/14/2006 12:26:07 PM

when you create a thread just to reply to it, then have a long ongoing conversation with yourself until cut off by the moderators.

The SpaceNuts always return.

90- When you force your wife to wear a mic and confirm your docking request each time you come back from work

91- When you shoot at highway pannels and highjack the 18 wheelers

92 - When you look at E.T and say "Oh **** it's a nomad!"

93 - When you make a mod ^^

94 - When you download a mod ^^

95 - When you talk over every speech in the game

96 - When someone tricks you into paying him 85 000$ so you can be his friend