I quite like the simple functionality of Mac's, they tickle the pompous arsehole art lover in me. Trudging around morbid Unix commands is not my idea of fun, it's good for enterprise sh*te but I don't play with it for sh*ts and giggles. Everytime I get on a Unix box I feel like I'm stuck in the 1970's wearing coke-bottle glasses, a brown\beige suit (possibly a safari suit) and sporting a politicians haircut. It's just unpleasant.

Oh I see, Leopard's accompanying manual (also known as a "book" to the less technologically-inclined) isn't good enough for you. You need a SPECIAL manual, do ye Final? *Shakes head* He's definitely getting stranger as he gets older...

Edited by - esquilax on 11/7/2007 3:51:10 PM

What can I say, I just like to be well informed when I get something new.

Bah! It sounds more like procrastination to me!

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procrastination

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like taking 4 years to upgrade Typhon?

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Everytime I get on a Unix box I feel like I'm stuck in the 1970's wearing coke-bottle glasses, a brown\beige suit (possibly a safari suit) and sporting a politicians haircut.

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and there's something wrong with that?

I saw something about Taws and a Bedtime story

The rabbit and the mullah
and then found this below

The Year of the Angry Rabbit

Genetic manipulation to control the rabbit population leads to bunnies the size of Volkswagens, played by real hippity-hoppers shot through a macro lens and by guys in bunny suits jumping on and mauling hapless victims. Starring Oscar nominees Stuart Whitman and Janet Leigh, and featuring the greatest movie line ever:

"Attention! Attention! Ladies and gentlemen, attention! There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way, and we desperately need your help!"

Be carefull of what you wish For ??

( i cant believe I'm still reading this thread -- dreadfull fascination ?? )

*Shrugs* Don't ask me why you (or anyone else for that matter) are still here. Perhaps my posts are mesmerising or hypnotic... Hmm. *Stares hypnotically* You are all in my power! You will obey my commands! You will go forth, buy Ginger Beer, drink it and report back to me for further instructions! When clap my paws, you will awake. *Claps paws*

Old Man - THREE! Three years!

I hate to say it, but over the past few weeks I've been trying to cut back on my beer intake and to substitute I've been drinking a lot of Bundeberg Ginger Beer.......it is.......delcious.

Blasphemer! Apostate! Heretic!

Meh. No surprise Mr. Llama. After all, Bundaberg is brewed and fermented.



Edited by - Indy11 on 11/8/2007 7:16:53 PM

Bunnies the size of Volkswagen eh? Now I just know there is money to be made out of that. I wonder if they do better mileage than the Ladas?

@musteee: You are just saying that because I gave up drink and you have to prove you are more man, or mutant camel, whatever than I. If it makes you feel better I fell off the wagon but avoided injury as I landed in a vat of Guinness.

@Esqui: I note you mentioned your old *steps out of the shadows* intro a few posts back. Let's face it kid, at this stage you must have a sun tan the shad of musteey left hind.

does fur tan? or has all the hopping in and out and back into the shadows given him alopecia? I did warn him two years ago that it was unhealthy for rabbits.

Good point on the fur but he is a self professed nonbeast-animal-humanoid-quadraped-chaemieora(vowels added at will for intellectual effect)-bunny-typething so I am not really sure on the exact quality of his hide.

EDIT: Of course he will have to hop back out of the shadows again to make his reply, even if that is only to let us know that we are being ignored.

Edited by - Druid on 11/9/2007 6:25:11 AM

Well I haven't re-entered the shadows yet, so I do not need to emerge. In regards to shadows, I love 'em; they're great. I have very sensitive skin, and the medication that I am taking exacerbates this and recommends minimal sun exposure. Due to this, I stand in the shadows whenever possible. Hence, I'm still pale and mushroom-looking to some extent (underneath my immaculate fur of course). Of course, pale skin is more regal so the side-effect of the medication is quite apropos.

Musty - *Sniff* I'm so proud!

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I'm still pale and mushroom-looking to some extent

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hardly surprising stuck in that dank hole 24hrs a day with nothing but worms and cockroaches for company, and a pile of mouldering carrots in the corner. At least General Woundwort went out occasionally.

I tried that ginger beer foulness once, after the Hare had promised me it had no alcohol in it whatsoever. It was horrible! and he lied; it does have alcohol in it. And whale extract, and the essence of baby panda. I felt its evilness burning my tongue.