So it seems I have an ally in the Holy Crusades against the heathenistic Rabbit God. Fight the Fur!

Rabbit Hunter

@Pairabolix; Yes! Listen to the voices in you head my friend. You are not alone. The others will help. They're here! They are here...*Fades out to dodgy 70's sound effect*...*fades back in*...Here wabbitwabbitwabbit...

Walks off doing his best Kenny Everet "And it's all done in the best possible taste"

hmm most interesting!

I might lend some support, I dont particulary like wabbits so thats good enough to take their dominion down!

Tors,

Message received and replied to.

the people of Tawakalnistan have long been at the forefront of the struggle against the tide-like onslaught of rabbits and have strict measures to control their rabbit population. Therefore I can commend and support anyone who endaevours to overcome the menace of these long-eared furry carrot-eating GB drinking interlopers.

Good sirs the fine people of TLR are indeed wise. May I further wish a thousand blessings, long life to all of the camels, and a happy harem to the people of Towelakistan.

I have kiddney napped the Doctor and have refused him the essentials, food, water and alcohol unless he helps us develop a super strain of Mixupmetosees.

He did attempt to make contact with his fellow conspirators but considering the fact that he is a daft low tech twat the effort was, at most, a fart in a tea cup.

Unfortunately I am now beginning to second guess the mans' crdedentials and fear that his doctorship may have come out of a christmas cracker. If the infidel continues to refuse to assist us in our efforts we may have to disembowel him, traditional beheading would never work on such thick necked capitalistic scum.

I'm sure you're speaking in irony but I think you're taking it perhaps a BIT too far

I don't have anything for or against Eskie, mind, but this thread is quite funny anyway.

Im curious if this is simply an alter ego, as he has come on to strong too soon to be just a newbie.

who?

Alter-egos are silly. You'd never catch me doing anything like that.

Beheading rabbits.

Boys will be boys it seems.

at least those ones will be, i always had my head in a book.

@TET; Totally! Served it's purpose though, as did I. So on that note I must grasciously thank you all for so readily welcoming me into your forum and bid you a fine fair well.

Untill next time, It's a good night from me...

Damn it, the *one day* that I feel too sick to check my email and TLR this happens! How the hell do you people know?! Grrr!!! As for the kidnapping, the negotiations are being pursued by Indy on my behalf, and I understand that certain accommodations have been made. However, just to be clear, I will *only* offer up to 2% of my ginger beer supply for the good Doctor. As he is not a loyal Esquilaxitavian citizen, or even a GB drinker, I cannot justify offering more .

Para - Bah, you need all the help you can find!

AELK - Once again I must applaude your predictable male-related generalisations. Bravo!