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The Pharaohs Lounge

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Post Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:28 pm

The Pharaohs Lounge

The Pharaoh’s Lounge

Man, with my job, you see a lot of crazy things. Of course, Bartender on a starship isn’t your normal job. You see, I’m the owner of the Pharaoh’s Lounge, also called the Phar-Out. It’s your average joint. You can get drinks, information, the occasional mission. Anything. But when I said anything can happen, I mean anything. It’s not often your home is nearly taken over by alien parasites. I’m sure you’ve all heard the story spread by that windbag Trent. Sure, he played a part, but don’t believe a word about that freelancer being a hero. Pull up a stool. Have a drink, on the house. Let me tell you the REAL story…


bIleSmeh DaH DuDorjaj yo' qij Dujmey!

Post Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:51 pm

You forgot to call Trent an 'ass-shakin pansy boy.'

Sounds like an interesting read, though. I look forward to the next installment.

Post Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:55 pm

Heheh, Trent Bashes galore will be coming up m8, just wait

bIleSmeh DaH DuDorjaj yo' qij Dujmey!

Post Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:56 pm

Curious intro, Id like to see more...

By the way Neuro, lay off Trent. Have you ever looked at Master Chief?

Bobby Knight + green paint: "HULK MAD!"

Post Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:08 pm

I'll be updateing with very short "Between Customers" chats. who knows how far apart, but I think this may be a good one.

bIleSmeh DaH DuDorjaj yo' qij Dujmey!

Post Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:37 pm

You want the long version or the short version? Long it is.
I started out as a simple behind the counter “Ya want coffee in that Frappachino” barista. drunk coffee since I was ten. Le’me tell you, they grow the best beans in the sector over on Baden-Baden. They’re great. Try my Kaluah, Coffee, Chocolate, and synthahol, Great stuff, 5 creds a glass. Anyway, I was about seventeen and ready for a change, so away I ran, Jumped ship aboard a freighter headed to Sigma 17. Of course, I had the best cabin in the ship, a hide-away between a crate of apples and a box of warm weather clothing. Anyway, I had a few weeks of rest and relaxation, jumping at the slightest noise, diveing into my hole whenever someone walked by, stuff like that. Two weeks into the journey I was caught trying to sneak a coffee in the lounge during the middle of the night. The Captain was an easygoing fellow, and changed his decision to space me when I told him about my skill as a cook and he took me on. Hang on, ‘nother customer. Be back in a few.

007

Post Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:43 pm

lol, this is great!

cant wait for more...

007

"When life gives you lemeons, find someone with some vodka and have a party!"

Post Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:02 pm

@ Steel_Fang:

Good point.

Trent's still an ass-shakin' pansy boy, though.

Post Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:23 am

Here's the difference between Master Chief and Trent. Trent is a pansy, Master Chief is cool.

Anyway, very good Chupa. Keep it up. This is an intresting take on a story, I don't recall seeing one written quite like this.

EDIT: Shouldn't there be an apostrophe in your title? Is it supposed to be The Pharaoh's Lounge?



w00t! All your oil are belong to U.S.

Edited by - Killa on 3/7/2006 5:24:09 AM

Post Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:54 am

So Anyway, it after I got to Freeport 9, I headed off, no richer, just in a different spot. I spent some time cleaning asteroid debris off ships, until I worked up enough money to buy a battered old patriot, more fit for a scrap yard then for open space, but I patched it up some, bought myself a nicer shield, and went cruising out to the local asteroid field. 8 hours a day I would be either shooting rocks or transporting ‘em. One day though, A couple ships showed up at my usual spot. I’d seen fancy ships like that before. Titans. They shouted out my call sign over the radio
“Barista 20-12, this is the local miners union, do you have a pass to be mining in our field?”
My jig was up, there wasn’t anything to do but run for it, and run I did. Five seconds after I had powered up my cruise engines, they were killed with a grinding crunch, so I jammed the thruster button and cleared out as fast as I possibly could. By weaving in and out of the asteroids, I was able to keep them out of weapons range. My thrusters couldn’t keep the strain up forever though, and they coughed, sputtered, and died. Let me tell you, I thought I was a goner, until out in the distance, I saw what looked like a jump hole. I’d always heard “Never use Jump Holes” that they’re dangerous, but it was an emergency, and I was willing to do anything to escape. As I left the system, I heard my pursuer laugh. “Quite a pilot my young trespasser. Go to Dublin. You might make more money racing than stealing.” And I was gone.

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