Sun Feb 09, 2003 9:30 pm
The freelancer guide to the universe
Here it is, as promissed...Part 1 (bit OT, me thinks)
1. Vacum Good, Mass is bad. If i need to elaborate on that, you might want to seek some other means of employment...May i suggest bartending?
2. Calling Jun'ko while navigating an ice asteriod field is NEVER a good idea
3. If you run into a bloke called Trent, Addison. RUN, guy has some BAD karma.
4. While we in the colonies are civilized, the border worlds are not, a common hail in the border worlds is a hail of drail. (thanks Stinger for the headsup)
5. Black Holes are hazardous to your Health.
6. Quasar's aren't disco balls, and those nifty jets aren't strobe lights.
7. Titan pilots are full of hot air, when blowing them out of the cosmos please maintain a respectable margin of safety. (Hows that Mad Dog?)
Oh well, i'm drawing blanks and grasping at starws. You know the drill, fill in the blanks.
8. Objects on your rear camara are closer then they appear! Specially if that object is an LPI patrol or a board Hessian punk.
9. Should you or any of your team be killed in action, mission comission will disallow any knowledge of you, your beneficiaries and your creditors. So don't spend all your money on ships and weapons!!!
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the darkness at Tan Hauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die.
Edited by - Thunder Child on 09-02-2003 21:47:00
Edited by - Thunder Child on 09-02-2003 22:08:46
1. Vacum Good, Mass is bad. If i need to elaborate on that, you might want to seek some other means of employment...May i suggest bartending?
2. Calling Jun'ko while navigating an ice asteriod field is NEVER a good idea
3. If you run into a bloke called Trent, Addison. RUN, guy has some BAD karma.
4. While we in the colonies are civilized, the border worlds are not, a common hail in the border worlds is a hail of drail. (thanks Stinger for the headsup)
5. Black Holes are hazardous to your Health.
6. Quasar's aren't disco balls, and those nifty jets aren't strobe lights.
7. Titan pilots are full of hot air, when blowing them out of the cosmos please maintain a respectable margin of safety. (Hows that Mad Dog?)
Oh well, i'm drawing blanks and grasping at starws. You know the drill, fill in the blanks.
8. Objects on your rear camara are closer then they appear! Specially if that object is an LPI patrol or a board Hessian punk.
9. Should you or any of your team be killed in action, mission comission will disallow any knowledge of you, your beneficiaries and your creditors. So don't spend all your money on ships and weapons!!!
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the darkness at Tan Hauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die.
Edited by - Thunder Child on 09-02-2003 21:47:00
Edited by - Thunder Child on 09-02-2003 22:08:46
