I knew it was true ..............

You can always hear the laughter no matter how loud the thunder is around you.

Lets raise a glass, drink, stick it in your cup holder and chill.

Ugnaught sometimes I think you and I are nothing alike but then you go and post something like that! Amen brother, bring on the colostomy bag!

Just because I come up with a few ideas doesn't mean I would use them myself. I don't mind pushing pause and then getting up to go to the bathroom but it is a lifelong inconvenience. You know that medicine for people who have overactive bladder, I think it's called Drip-o-pan or something. They need to make a version for normal people so they never have to pee again.

Let's get those missiles ready to destroy the universe!!