Mojavitis - The chronic need to linger around Planet Mojave waiting for easy rogue kills. Also affects pirates, who wish to end all trade between Manhattan and Bretonia.

Titanism - A disease affecting newbies whose friends have played Freelancer clear through. They take everything by the numbers, be it ships, guns, commodities, instead of true value.

Don't blame someone because of how badly they mess up, praise them by how they fix it.

BURNitis: the extreme urge to watct other people burn up in planet atmospheres

"If im phased and can walk through stuff, then why am I not falling through the floor?"

Edgeworldia Nervosa: A common mental disorder causing many to be unusually obsessed with the Edge Worlds, spending most of their time there.

Pwnaria: The common disease of the nervous system, causing involuntary finger movements.

Common symptoms. Person moves targeting cursor over that defenceless Humpback and finger is quivering to let loose a can of whup-ass onto it. Sweating, leet speak and a lightheaded feeling of "godlyness" also described

Whenever death may surprise us, let it be welcome if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear and another hand reaches out to take up our arms -- Ernesto "Che" Guevara

Space Rage - With similar symptoms as "pwnaria" (mentioned above", Space Rage occurs when an ill-mannered lout of a Train pilot cuts off your Eagle at the entrance to a trade lane / jump gate. Accompanying Space Rage is the nearly overwhelming desire to introduce Mr. Train to Mr. Kraken (at the peril of then uttering the phrase, "Oh, #$%@! Now the *gate* is shooting at me...."

Now i know why Cryer's so big.

Atmosphere dieses: Dangerous and often fatal this dieses affects the part of the brain that makes people want to fly into a planets atmosphere. The cure involes living on leeds for a year so no one is willing to cure themselves. Ejecting can save one from fatality but its often too late. effects are not known to be contagies.

Heroes complex: This strange mental illnes forces people to do heroic deeds from selfdestructing to destroy a evil weapon to showing up just in time to save an importent persons life. It is not known to be contagies but the famous hero Herr Von Clausn is believed to have mutated form that can infect others. No cure has ever been researched


I dont take money only girl giggles- Thumb Wars

Mollyitis -- causes you to deliberately fly full speed into your own mine field.

NPC Syndrome -- causes you to forget that you have bats and bots when in a dogfight.

Xeno-Hero Complex - Causes one to believe it the best course of action to take one's burning Starflier with 3% hull remaining and make a head-on pass against the Eagle with lvl 10 shields and guns.

Starflier Simplex Ten - Causes one to have nightmares resulting in the breaking out in a cold sweat when hearing the words, "Okay, you're going to get one chance. Drop It!!"

Bretoniarian Concussion - Any blow to the head resulting in one honestly thinking that his Bretonian Heavy Figther looks *good*...

Gastrical Pastic- Caused by overeating synth foods products. Sufferer will feel like plastic and feel sick and wobbly near fire or plastic

Luxuritophia- occurs when one starts to miss Spa and Cruise's bases for too long. Victims will feel like jumping into roads, air shafts, etc.. thinking they wee pools or bring a camera and start snapping at everone and everything

xeno sympathy: This is the worst dieses ever recorded forcing people to feel sympathetic to xenos. The aflicted will support the xeno in everything from public rallys to fire support. Luckly thier is a cure but since it involes getting extremely high on Cardimine its illegal. The dieses is not contagies but many people will shoot thier friends if diagnosed with it. We ask you to support the wipe out the xenos appeal.

I dont take money only girl giggles- Thumb Wars

ive got that one since im a member of the Xenos clan!
cardimine huh? well thats one reson to not sell it (but i dont care, itll never cure me
hhahahahahahahaha!!!
muhahahahaha!!!

"If im phased and can walk through stuff, then why am I not falling through the floor?"

lol, what nerds, horray for the nerds!!!

"home sweet home in Omicron Gamma...i am a Corsair!"

Missiona Understatus: The disease causing Mission Detail Authors to grossly understate the mission (Eg. writing: 'pirate atttacks are possible', instead of :'you WILL get attacked')

Libertyitis -- makes almost everyone in every system talk like they are from Kansas or Nebraska.

Nomad fever -- takes possession of people who play Freelancer and makes it impossible for them to quit.