Ask a smart freelancer question get a stupid answer

Fri Jul 30, 2004 1:19 am by Fang Dragon

I seen these on other boards so i thought i start one here. rule: One person answer a question and post his question who the next answeres and posts his Qs and so on.

Staring question: Why is it so creepy in the badlands?

Fri Jul 30, 2004 1:20 am by CougarUK

because someone turned off the lights

Why are a newcomer to a station no matter how many times you go?

Fri Jul 30, 2004 2:24 am by Fang Dragon

Cos the people at the station always get brainwashed whenever you leave

Why is Liberty the only house banning artifacts?

Fri Jul 30, 2004 2:28 am by DemonSlayer

Becuse all the other Nationality want to use the artifacts as to use that star map, that or they just want cheap toys for their children...

But why in the world do most ships not have turets that face in a 360 degree radius.

Fri Jul 30, 2004 3:20 am by Outcast 1-1 AKA Talon

Because if they did, it would be to easy.

Why do all the ships go at 80 speed?

Fri Jul 30, 2004 5:13 am by Killa

Because the game designers were on crack.

Why doesn't Trent ever tell Juni that he likes her body?

Fri Jul 30, 2004 5:25 am by Fang Dragon

Cos hes embarassed and feels really stupid that a freelamcer should fall in love with a law woman

How come all battleships except rheinland ones need you to go to the bootom to dock

Fri Jul 30, 2004 5:33 am by Outcast 1-1 AKA Talon

Because Americans, Brits and Japanese like it up the ass.

Why is nobody posting on my RPG?

Edited by - Outcast 1-1 on 7/30/2004 6:33:34 AM

Fri Jul 30, 2004 5:34 am by Fang Dragon

Because we duuno where it is

Where are nomad ships transulcent?

Edited by - Rainbow Dragon on 7/30/2004 6:35:14 AM

Fri Jul 30, 2004 5:55 am by Spartan-117

To give them the wierd alien look

Q= Why are crooks such s**t Pilots

I know I shall meet my fate, somewhere in the stars above, those I fight I do not hate, those I guard I do not Love

Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:10 am by Outcast 1-1 AKA Talon

Because they cant train cause they went to the wrong station.

Why are there no naked pics of Juni, even though every1 gos on about them.
(not that i was, er... searching, no of course not. HEY! are you accusing me?)

Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:14 am by CougarUK

Because I took all o... I mean someone took all of them for themself!

Why is Trent the only one to actually drink something in Freelancer??

Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:17 am by darkzen

Cause NPC's aren't real

Zelda Rules!

Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:34 am by Fang Dragon

New question: Why is the Bounty hunters appearing in the outcasts home system

Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:38 am by Outcast 1-1 AKA Talon

Because errr, why dont you ask a flaming bounty hunter!they have there reasons. And i do not look at naked pics of Juni, err, even though i cant find any.... Next Question!

Why is there only one bar at each place?

imagine this:

"I'll meet you at the bar"
"Which bar?"
"You know, the bar.

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