A post for the good humoured.

Sat Sep 20, 2003 6:08 pm by Sir Spectre

I post this only as a notice to those who wish to have a laugh, if you think that this news that I bring is not welcome, feel free to disregard. I only desire to spread cheer to the boards.

I talk of an earlier conquest of a villain on our forums. Uba aka UbaNuba ran rampant on the Freelancer General Editing Forum, and perhaps another forum or two. I have detailed in a 3 Act play our exploits to catch this fowl poster of ill-repute. Here:

The Full & Complete Text of "Much Uba About Nothing"

I took some liberty by writing in old English & Shakespearean form. If you can spare some time and a laugh or two, please come to my thread.

These are the comments by a few who have already read the play:

Stinger: this might be the funniest thread EVER seen on these forums. Encore encore!

Chips:I have to say that it is the longest post i have ever read with rapt attention! Bloody brilliant!

Wanderer: A tale of much treachery and bravery. Nothing less to be expected by Spectrespeare himself. "Applause"

Imagine: This is excellent! We will have to publish it.

If you be intrigued, I welcome you to read.

Sir Spectre

.... Ours is not to reason why, but to fly or fry!

Sat Sep 20, 2003 6:14 pm by Killzone

hahahaha, Spectre, on how many forums you gonna post this? I think everyone knows about UbaDogsBo**ocks, dont they? But seriously, that thing is great! Take it to your local publisher, and ask for them to make it hard back... one day School going children may read it for history lessons... Much Uba about Nothing by Will Spectspeare.... lol lol lol.....

Bein an Outcast is about doin things you wanna do: Kill, Terrorise, Murder, Destroy, Smoke Cardamine, ya know, normal stuff.....

Sat Sep 20, 2003 6:31 pm by Sir Spectre

This is the last time I post notice. I for instance frequent both the Freelancer Discussion forum and the Freelancer General Editing Forum, but I know that many do stay to one forum. I do see some posters here in this one that I do not ever see in the General Editing Forum. I just wanted to make sure everyone could find out about it and make the decision to ignore or to read.

Sir Spectre

.... Ours is not to reason why, but to fly or fry!

EDIT: BTW school children already are reading it. I have seen a few of the younger Freelancers enjoying it.

Edited by - Sir Spectre on 20-09-2003 19:33:39

Sat Sep 20, 2003 6:50 pm by mb52

Next you should write one on the battle against "hey" What a lamer..

Sat Sep 20, 2003 6:51 pm by Hey

**** YOU **** YOU **** YOU. YOU GAY SLUT

Sat Sep 20, 2003 7:01 pm by Sir Spectre

A person of little intelligence. It is better to love than to Hey.

Sir Spectre

.... Ours is not to reason why, but to fly or fry!

Sat Sep 20, 2003 7:04 pm by mb52

Seems he's invaded the mod board as well!

Sat Sep 20, 2003 7:05 pm by Hey

go to the post below guys. i made a deal

Sat Sep 20, 2003 8:17 pm by Sir Spectre

Did the whole site go off-line for a bit or was it just me? This "hey" knows how to irritate.

See the original and far more intelligent interloper into our threads in the link in the original post of this topic. "Hey" is more of a nuisance than a good story.

Sir Spectre

.... Ours is not to reason why, but to fly or fry!

Sat Sep 20, 2003 8:43 pm by Sir Spectre

There might be a story in this yet. Hmmmmm. Let me ponder for a bit.

Can someone tell me what site it was that he was kicked off of? (Besides this one, HA HA)

Sir Spectre

.... Ours is not to reason why, but to fly or fry!

Sat Sep 20, 2003 8:49 pm by Killzone

Yeah, he was kicked off GameTalk, a site dedicated to gaming forums. And if there is a story, im now requesting to be in it. Shameless? Maybe, but I reckon I flamed more than anyone. Every time you did, I did, and some more.
So PLEASE??? Ahh well............

Bein an Outcast is about doin things you wanna do: Kill, Terrorise, Murder, Destroy, Smoke Cardamine, ya know, normal stuff.....

Sun Sep 21, 2003 12:39 am by freighter fighter

Hey hey, FOAD

"What? Another girl! Tell me my boy. *whispers* what have you been doing?" - Tobias

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