my wife uses CDs as drinks mats, which is very annoying esp. when it's W2K Server she's putting her cups of tea on. Then again she wouldn't know the difference between an expensive OS cd and an AOL cover disk.

but as has been said, wives don't need reasons. Or brains it seems.

She uses CD's as drink mats!?
WTF!?
She is stupid!!!
How could you fall in love with someone like that?

The titan doesn't fly like just any cow. It flies like a bloated, legless, old, sick, dying one.

Thats why you need to keep all of your cds in a locked case. That way she can't get to them.

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Keep her in a locked case.

The last word is mine. Always.

Then take her out when you are tired of the pictures on the computer.

Boys, believe me, if I've bollocked her once I've bollocked her a thousand times. Women just can't handle machines and electronics, mine can't even use the TV remotes (xcept funnily enough for the Jewellery Channels and automated credit card purchases hmmmmm now that's a bit odd?)

You should see what she's doneto my XP Pro disk this weekend. Used it to wedge up a 6ft wooden dinosaur (no seriously we've got a Velociraptor in our garden it looks bloody ridiculous) because it was rocking on it's plinth. See why I play FL a lot and post on here all the time?




..you think you're done with the past; but the past isn't done with you..

Women, you can't live with them, you can't kill them, what is a man to do...

not ALL women are annoying.. some are dead.

Why don't you all turn gay if it's such a problem for you?

Yep, means better pickings for the rest of us.

Oh, and about keeping your tea on a cd... that's why I call the cd's I fail to burn properly coasters (they're also good for throwing at people who don't shut up. Nothing makes you feel dumber than getting hit in the head by a cd)

Women do not understand. Men have three modes: Sex, Toy, and Leave Me the Hell Alone. They also do not understand that if a man is in one mode that they should not try and change the mode. They also need to understand that the modes interlap.... ie sex, ay interlap with toy Good luck!!!!

ahahaha thats so true
the mystery that has plagued science 4 many years.....will women ever understand men?

Once you pull the pin, Mr Grenade isnt your friend

okay i have to step back in now...

Not all women are annoying. But it does seem that the women that are older than you feel like they can 'control' you. I have had that happen to me by my step-Grandmother. She had no right, ecxept by paper to conroll me. It ended up her getting a broken brest-bone and no respect...But that is a different story.

The women that are younger than you don't seem to want to controll you as much. Like my girlfriend. She dosn't use my cds as coasters because we are hardly at my house. But when she is... I will start locking them up!!!

BTW: this topic has gotten WAY OFF TOPIC!!!

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I'll only turn gay if BZ does..

..you think you're done with the past; but the past isn't done with you..