Sun Jul 20, 2003 3:19 pm
Criminal faction "Cheers & Jeers"
Liberty Rougues:
CHEERS!-for having such a cool looking base in NY.
JEERS!-for sucking so badly, and not even selling their own fighters.
Xenos:
JEERS!-for being the enemies of just about everyone. Nice going guys. Really.
CHEERS!-for being an easy way to make lots of friends.
Junkers:
CHEERS!-for doing a job no one else wants to waste time doing.
JEERS!-for doing a job no one else wants to waste time doing.
Hogosha:
CHEERS!-for getting connected with a major house...way to go, fellas!
JEERS!-for not buying better ships with all the money they must have.
Blood Dragons:
CHEERS!-For standing up for what they believe in.
JEERS!-For not finding something expensive to trade in.
Golden C:
JEERS!-for being complete morons, druggies, and for flying crap like startrackers.
CHEERS!-for association with the Outcasts.
Farmers' Alliance
CHEERS!-for rejecting the cafeteria crap that is synth paste.
JEERS!-for having no ships, no bases, and as a result, no loot.
Mollys:
CHEERS!-for choosing their home in a system full of gold.
JEERS!-for running into their own minefield. Idiots.
Gaians:
JEERS!-for being such a bunch of tree-hugging goodie-two-shoes.
CHEERS!-for...oh hell with it. Burn the hippies!
Hessians:
CHEERS!-for discovering a rare form of diamond known as "Hessian tears"
JEERS!-for not getting filthy stinking rich selling them.
Unioners:
CHEERS!-for being the only house criminal faction capable of threatening a high-level ship.
JEERS!-for not finding a cooler cause to fight for.
Bundschuh:
CHEERS!-for selling the most bad-ass, sweetest, and most expensive ordinance in all of sirius.
JEERS!-for having a name no one can spell. Bundscu, Bundi, Bundaf**kit...
Lane Hackers:
CHEERS!- for selling the smuggler captain's dream ship.
JEERS!-for having the secrets that are key to every criminal faction's success, and for not having more allies because of that.
Outcasts:
CHEERS!-for making their problem everyone else's problem. That takes brass balls.
JEERS!-for not declaring themselves the 5th house and finding some scientists to cure themselves.
Corsairs:
CHEERS!-for inventing a form of capital punishment as original and as diabolical as "keelhauling"
JEERS!-For selling a ship that turns like a drunken elephant.
The Order:
CHEERS!-for stopping an evil alien plot, and kicking just about everyone's asses in the process.
JEERS!-for not going public and getting some hero's welcome crap after winning.
Nomads:
CHEERS!-for being the biggest, baddest, most evil species ever, and having the sweetest bases ever seen by a gamer on an all-nighter at 2AM.
JEERS!-for letting their coolest ship get cut out of the intro, and not bashing some heads for it.
Way to go, criminals of sirius! We love you, hate you, PROFIT OFF YOU!
Reaper: $200,000,000.
Rockets: $100,000
The look on that pilot's face when you launch a full pod of screamers up his tailpipe: priceless
CHEERS!-for having such a cool looking base in NY.
JEERS!-for sucking so badly, and not even selling their own fighters.
Xenos:
JEERS!-for being the enemies of just about everyone. Nice going guys. Really.
CHEERS!-for being an easy way to make lots of friends.
Junkers:
CHEERS!-for doing a job no one else wants to waste time doing.
JEERS!-for doing a job no one else wants to waste time doing.
Hogosha:
CHEERS!-for getting connected with a major house...way to go, fellas!
JEERS!-for not buying better ships with all the money they must have.
Blood Dragons:
CHEERS!-For standing up for what they believe in.
JEERS!-For not finding something expensive to trade in.
Golden C:
JEERS!-for being complete morons, druggies, and for flying crap like startrackers.
CHEERS!-for association with the Outcasts.
Farmers' Alliance
CHEERS!-for rejecting the cafeteria crap that is synth paste.
JEERS!-for having no ships, no bases, and as a result, no loot.
Mollys:
CHEERS!-for choosing their home in a system full of gold.
JEERS!-for running into their own minefield. Idiots.
Gaians:
JEERS!-for being such a bunch of tree-hugging goodie-two-shoes.
CHEERS!-for...oh hell with it. Burn the hippies!
Hessians:
CHEERS!-for discovering a rare form of diamond known as "Hessian tears"
JEERS!-for not getting filthy stinking rich selling them.
Unioners:
CHEERS!-for being the only house criminal faction capable of threatening a high-level ship.
JEERS!-for not finding a cooler cause to fight for.
Bundschuh:
CHEERS!-for selling the most bad-ass, sweetest, and most expensive ordinance in all of sirius.
JEERS!-for having a name no one can spell. Bundscu, Bundi, Bundaf**kit...
Lane Hackers:
CHEERS!- for selling the smuggler captain's dream ship.
JEERS!-for having the secrets that are key to every criminal faction's success, and for not having more allies because of that.
Outcasts:
CHEERS!-for making their problem everyone else's problem. That takes brass balls.
JEERS!-for not declaring themselves the 5th house and finding some scientists to cure themselves.
Corsairs:
CHEERS!-for inventing a form of capital punishment as original and as diabolical as "keelhauling"
JEERS!-For selling a ship that turns like a drunken elephant.
The Order:
CHEERS!-for stopping an evil alien plot, and kicking just about everyone's asses in the process.
JEERS!-for not going public and getting some hero's welcome crap after winning.
Nomads:
CHEERS!-for being the biggest, baddest, most evil species ever, and having the sweetest bases ever seen by a gamer on an all-nighter at 2AM.
JEERS!-for letting their coolest ship get cut out of the intro, and not bashing some heads for it.
Way to go, criminals of sirius! We love you, hate you, PROFIT OFF YOU!
Reaper: $200,000,000.
Rockets: $100,000
The look on that pilot's face when you launch a full pod of screamers up his tailpipe: priceless
USLF 
