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I just need to say this...

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Post Thu Jun 12, 2003 4:02 pm

I just need to say this...

I dont know why but i just need to get this out....
THE DRAGOON TYPE 3 OUTCAST CANNON SHOOTS ROUNDS THAT LOOK LIKE BLOODY SPERM!!!!

There, i got it out. I wont annoy you anymore.

Post Thu Jun 12, 2003 4:22 pm

At least you know you haven't been firing blanks.

Post Fri Jun 13, 2003 1:27 pm

Bloody sperm, eh?

That sounds more like a personal problem to me . . .

Post Fri Jun 13, 2003 2:43 pm


At least you know you haven't been firing blanks.


Thats probabally the wittiest line I've heard in all my time hear!

Post Sat Jun 14, 2003 4:05 am

*falls out of chair*

Reaper: $200,000,000.
Rockets: $100,000
The look on that pilot's face when you launch a full pod of screamers up his tailpipe: priceless

Post Sat Jun 14, 2003 5:30 am

Randomhero, you've been in space too long. Why don't you spend some time planetside, shoot the breeze, see a shrink, spend some time with a pleasure borg (male, female or goat - whatever your whim). Then raise a toast to the good life. The point is get your mind off long shielded shafts shooting out sperm.

This was all in fun, no harm intended.

Spectre

Post Sat Jun 14, 2003 6:14 am

I think he's gone space crazy

Life: No one gets out alive.

Post Sat Jun 14, 2003 11:17 am

he is not crazy, unfortunatly i have seen them too, they wriggle as the go along :p, enjoy.

"If you've got nothing nice to say, come and sit next to me"

Post Sat Jun 14, 2003 12:19 pm

Lol, the ironic thing about them is that instead of giving life they're taking it away....

DeaconCrude

Love you Simzi

Post Sat Jun 14, 2003 12:28 pm

Hehehe.... does that mean I've been impregnating rhinos in liberty?

Post Sat Jun 14, 2003 8:30 pm

Yogimus - ouch, ouch, ouch, laughing...too...hard... I can't beeaatthh !!

The great thing is you can get yer space sperm in 3 different colors; red, green and white. I guess it is so you can color coordinated with your "date".

"Not all those who wander are lost."

Post Sat Jun 14, 2003 9:50 pm

I'm just afraid to know where you've seen bloody sperm for comparison. I'm not inviting you to tell me by any means, I just wanted to point that out

Edited by - Joe Camel on 14-06-2003 22:50:35

Post Sun Jun 15, 2003 12:41 am

"At least you know you haven't been firing blanks. "
wasay mean?

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