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Post Sun Jun 01, 2003 6:13 am

Ehhh, Corsairs are my favorite, but they've got a few bits to chalk up to stupidity. I can thank a rumor for this one... They kind of see the zoners as an annoying neighbor that they won't really say to their face they hate, but they plan on blowing up one of the corsair/zoner-infested bases when they get tired of it. So, would you like a BBQ'd Zoner, sour creme and zoner, or our new zesty zoner?

Of course, the Bounty Hunters...I hate them. They can sit there, in the bar in CRETE and yell about how much they hate the Corsairs and how they plan to kill them all. And the Corsairs for not shooting the guy on the spot.

And finally, the Navy (me )... While on the (I believe) destroy the new sperm...er....Nomad battleship mission, I get into a fight with a guy in a little sphere surrounded by mines. I rush, he runs, I hit mines.... Toasted Shadows... Mmmmmmm

Post Sun Jun 01, 2003 1:52 pm

wtf you've seen Bounty Hunters on Crete? Guess i'll have to go back there again. I need to find out about those venru guys anyway.

I'd say the LSF is the stupidest ever. The security force of an economic superpower using peashooters.. gah.

Post Sun Jun 01, 2003 8:51 pm

Nah...the LSF isn't stupid because it uses peashooters...It's stupid because they have no ships at all beyond SP!


Reaper: $200,000,000.
Rockets: $100,000
The look on that pilot's face when you launch a full pod of screamers up his tailpipe: priceless

Post Sun Jun 01, 2003 8:52 pm

bounty huters are the most stupid faction in the sirius system !!! i mean they cant be sane if they attack planet maltwith 3 ships when there is 8 - 12 outcasts in sabre ships whaiting on them just outside the docking ring ...and they alsto attack targets in omega 5 ... its quite fun to se 5 crosairs 5 hessesians and 2 bounty hunters trying to kill eachother in a mine field ;þ

Post Mon Jun 02, 2003 12:28 am

Ummm....every faction attacks planets against all possible odds....especially the L. Rogues....

"I'd hang myself...but I'm afraid of heights, I'd drug myself, but can't stand pills, I'd have a lethal injection, but can't stand needles, Cut my wrists, if I could stand the sight of blood, drown myself, If I could swim, burn myself, If I weren't a winter person..."
--Damon Shaw

Post Mon Jun 02, 2003 2:20 am

Bounty Hunters... *lock n load*


Cpbuja ybuja!

Post Mon Jun 02, 2003 2:40 am

Mollies... just because they chose to call themselves "the Mollies".

I'd rather be sucked off by a mountain goat with peanut butter on my penis - Centy

Post Mon Jun 02, 2003 2:41 am

@ #Team-Pr0Jectil

The Adv. Scorpions are superb guns, and they are the best choice for the very light fighters. Saturday I found out how to get them easily & quickly (look in the spoiler forum) and then I beat the SP campaign with a Patriot equipped with 4 Adv. Scorpions.

There are several fringe factions that make excellent guns but the Xenos are a special case because their guns cannot be bought, only looted (as being friendly with Xenos entails being hated by almost everybody else).

Post Tue Jun 03, 2003 2:46 am

Naw, your all wrong
The mollies are a noble group dat vants to vree DUBLIN!

But a dumb faction would have to be the Farmers Alliance.
Seriously, thats the worst name i have heard for a group in a while.
First of all, there arnt any farms in space (obviously) and why WOULD A GROUP OF LOSERS WANT TO FORM A FARMERS ALLIANCE? personally, i hunt them down and kill them all.
FL should of just kept with Synth, they seem more of a futuristic farmer group.

Edited by - Xan Zelln on 04-06-2003 03:50:44

Post Tue Jun 03, 2003 3:54 am

Yes, because in space, there are obviously NO planets with surfaces able to grow crops on and farm.

Say, how are we getting food on earth anyway? I mean, we're in space....and there's OBVIOUSLY no farms in space.........

Post Tue Jun 03, 2003 5:00 am

Let's discuss all the pirate factions here:
(Weapons are ignored here)

Liberty Rogues: Too bad they're stuck with Bloodhounds. It's them, Lane Hackers, Outcasts vs. all of Sirius

Lane Hackers: Former Agiera Tech. workers gone bad, they're smarter than you're usual pirates (Not in terms of fighting of course). You can consider them the geeks.

Outcasts: One word, Cardamine.

Corsairs: Well, those mean, badass pirate guys with the Titan, I'd say "They own j00"

Mollys: OK, first of all, they're in Britonia and have Bloodhounds? Please. Yeah, sure, maybe some lucky dude in the Mollys might have a Wolfhound, but please, they live in a gold min and they don't buy a new ship. Go get a ship from the Hood for god sakes.

Xenos: Let's see...enemies with everyone except the Zoners and the IMG. They allie with a wild organization that chose to isolate themselves and a mining group hated by the BMM. They oppose foreign trade. And they get "nice" escorts of Starfliers. Think of them as the Nazis of Freelancer.

Farmers Alliance: Dudes, just go back to your farms, you're losing.

Unioners: "Hey guys! I got a great idea!"
"What?"
"Let's go attack Battleship Westfalten!"
(Seriously, that happened)

Blood Dragons: They're the only terrorist faction that I consider "Worthy"

Bunschuh: They have the Sunslayer Torpedo...

The Order: They have good intentions, too bad their Anubis sucks.

I might have left some out, feel free to add to it.









y helo thar

Post Tue Jun 03, 2003 6:17 pm

Something worse than the farmers is getting killed by them. They lean out the side of their ships and throw pitchforks up your ass!

Post Tue Jun 03, 2003 10:18 pm

@frieghterfighter



Uh those fighters do **** against titans in radiation with crap weapons.....and the zoners dont count? wtf do they do? theya re the switzerland of freelancer.

Heretic

"He would make a lovely corpse." - Charles Dickens (1812-1870)

Post Tue Jun 03, 2003 11:17 pm

Bounty Hunters. If you wait around in Omicron Alpha you can see groups of them charging madly into the space around Malta for a death-defying strafing run on.. the Hispania. Which is abandoned. And invincible. And surrounded by Sabers. It's a pretty heavy price they're willing to pay to vandalize an Outcast historical monument.

Junkers. Sure, I'll let you have my Food Ration... enjoy your last meal, punk...

Post Wed Jun 04, 2003 1:41 am

Haha... Junkers prolly just have the munchies... But the wort side by far is the Mollys they piss me off so damn much, thhey should first learn how to fly thier ships then try and free the Dublin system...

Compare your lives to mine then kill yourselves.

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