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Did something like this happen at the guard shacks at the sleeper ship launch site?
Liberty Guard: Hey fellas, where do you think you're going?
DA: We want to get on the Liberty.
Guard: Who are you?
DA: We're the Digital Anvil team. We make cool video games.
Guard: Sorry guys. Video games aren't on the list of critical colonization skills. I'm afraid you can't come. Now beat it, I've got to let this agronomy team onboard.
They go over to the Rheinland guard shack.
Rheinland Guard: Hey guys. Are you the metalurgy team?
DA: Are you waiting for the metalurgy team?
Guard: Yeah, they're the only ones who haven't got on board.
DA: You're in luck, because that's who we are, Digital Anvil.
Guard: What a great, hi-tech name. You guys better hurry up and get on the ship.
A few minutes later the real metalurgy team shows up.
Metalurgists: We know we're running late, but would you please let us on board.
Guard: Wait a minute pal, the ship's full. Get out of here before I have you arrested.
Let's get those missiles ready to destroy the universe!!