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Post Sat May 31, 2003 2:12 am

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Breathe...! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, breathe...
Don't you die on me now, do you hear me...!


Cpbuja ybuja!

Post Sat May 31, 2003 2:42 am

more jokes..


do you know that capital ships in the SP campaing are destroyable?

Post Sat May 31, 2003 2:52 am

This post is very funny for several reasons:

1. It has been posted before, thereby making it hypocritical

2. This forum is for noobs just as much as old timers. There is no faster way to kill a forum than to be hostile to noobs.

Post Sat May 31, 2003 12:54 pm

CODE BLUE! CODE BLUE! CODE BLUE....


Cpbuja ybuja!

Post Sat May 31, 2003 1:05 pm

The light... the Light... I see the Light...

KABOOM!!!

- the First Evil

Post Sat May 31, 2003 5:02 pm

Yogimus- I didn't mean that 'newbies' should stop posting; I meant that they should search the forum first. It is very annoying to answer the same questions over and over again; or even worse, to have 100+ topics on "which ship do u think is da best." Newbies are fine; but repeated topics are just plain annoying.

And by the way, I have never seen any other post about this, other than a few saying to search the forums.

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Edited by - maswastage/BG on 20-06-2003 04:03:06

Post Tue Jun 03, 2003 5:01 am

Nurse, get me the defibrilator! Set for 200 Joules! CLEAR!!! *shock* Not working... 300 Joules! CLEAR!!! *shock* still nothing... Another one. CLEAR!!! *shock*...........


Cpbuja ybuja!

Post Tue Jun 03, 2003 8:25 am

Cpbuja: Amateur!
*Rips down the local power line and connects it to the thread and turns the power on* (120000 Volts)
You know half the job is the right tools, the other half is the skills


There is no problem that can't be resolved with a weapon, if it don't resolve, try a bigger one.

Post Wed Jun 04, 2003 1:03 pm

Move over...
*takes the thread to Tesla's lab, goes though the secret passage to the underground, activates the HyperCurrentGenerator and the Asynchrone Convertor, the first one generates 1GHz current, then the other one coverts it into a 100 HZ 100 A 2.240.480.960 Volts*
CLEAR!!!
*SHOOOOOCK* CLEAR!!! *SHOOOOOOOOOCK*
C'mon, wake up!!! *SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK*


Cpbuja ybuja!

Post Wed Jun 04, 2003 2:19 pm

Now you need to learn a little more, good try though
*Starts to hook up a LOT of copper wire and make coils around metal*
*After some time he is done*
Now we got the voltages we need, let me see.
*Connects the volt meter, the meter quickly burns out and seizes to function*
Hmmmm more than enough.
*Connects it to the thread and runs away to connect the power.*
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
*Switches on the power and starts the glowing of the building it is in*

Post Wed Jun 04, 2003 2:52 pm

if u connect it (wrong of co´z)

*silence*
*FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
*a scream*
*silence*

and what now???

Post Wed Jun 04, 2003 3:10 pm

Now we watch in awe as our Threadenstein rises in all of his glory... Bwahahahahaaa!!!
*gets wacked by a 2x4 and placed in a straight-jacket*
You can't do this to me!!! I'm Napoleon for God's sake! You shall pay dearly!!! *girly scream*


Cpbuja ybuja!

Post Wed Jun 04, 2003 3:41 pm

i hope u will ride-over me with ur fighter/freighter (u know, the wreck u fly with

or do u use ur 13mm caliber???

Post Thu Jun 05, 2003 3:59 pm

OK, this thread is dying faster than I thought possible...
We need to do a "soul transfer" in order to revive it.
Any volunteers?


Careful what you wish... You might just get it.

Post Thu Jun 05, 2003 11:24 pm

maswastage/BG said he doesn't want the thread to die very easily... maybe he'll voluneer .

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