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Ahar fellow comrades I have returned!!

This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

Post Sun Mar 09, 2003 12:06 am

Ahar fellow comrades I have returned!!

Yes friends, It is I,

The one true 1337 god,

Comunist Leader of the masses,

Your god,

Zeratural! :: sarcastic nodding of head ::


Okay so yeah, I'm back.

Uhh...Did i mention im back?

I think I did.


Yes well, my shoulder is recoverying nicely, not quickly tho!

However the amunition in question was cheap capitalist ammo, and so it did not have the power to un-1337-ify me.

However...

It succeded in un-1337-ing my car...

I am displeased at the lack of reverence showed by that man...

So I am doing the only thing a self respecting "mexican would-be warez god" would do...

Im moving countries!!

Thats right ladies and gentelmen.

The "crew" or as I call it ... "1337 terrorist cell" is coming to a country near you.


And yes, as soon as i regain full mobility in both arms AND A BRAND SPANKING NEW CABLE CONNECTION imma kill u all in FL

p/-/3@r /\/\3/-/

anywayz so yeah, I the VERY AMAZINGLY INTELLIGENT Zera decided to take a "contract" to "do" "something" (those of u who know me understand what i did)

And so I did it.

Big Mistake.

The guy i "did" something to, didnt like what i "did."

So he did the only thing a self respecting mexican would do.

Got a automatic weapon and went postal.

Lukily for me, he was a crappy shot.

And so that concludes todays Post.


wait a minute.........

hold the phone........

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:: is revieved ::

Sorry about that just suffered a tripple heart attack ( yes it is possible )

Anyway back to the story:

OMFGOMG!!!!!!! HOLY SHIZZLE!!! WTF HAVE YOU DONE BARGIB!!!!!
YOU'VE SOLD YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL HOW COULD YOU!!! OMFG OMFG OMFG!


Yes...they made Tachyon a moderator....

Dear lord...

There is no hope...

I'm going to take a cold shower now....

NOTE: I'm still perplexed as to how they made that movie K found down to 65Kb...




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Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
<ElectricBrain> drunkard by day, stoner by night. --zer
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The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.



Edited by - zeratural on 09-03-2003 02:32:43

Post Sun Mar 09, 2003 12:16 am

Good to have you back, Z! What the heck, you some kinda Freelancer/Grand Theft Auto guy in real life?

Post Sun Mar 09, 2003 12:43 am

Welcome back Z.

Post Sun Mar 09, 2003 1:33 am

TY TY

Ah actually Bhurak thats my roomie Enrique and my brother, usually I just take care of the digital side of things

Post Sun Mar 09, 2003 1:44 am

LOL, nice to see you alive and well, Zer.

You moving the the US right?

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Post Sun Mar 09, 2003 2:31 am

lock up your daughters and tequila if Z is coming to the states!

Post Sun Mar 09, 2003 2:34 am

It'll be like Beavis and Butthead do America

Post Sun Mar 09, 2003 3:28 am

Wow Z! You scare me more and more everyday. Estas loco! Loco!



I came. I saw. I conquered. And sometimes get conquered.

Post Sun Mar 09, 2003 4:14 am

Z, we missed ya!! Glad you're back.

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The Next Thing I Say To You Will Be True
The Last Thing I Said Was False

Post Sun Mar 09, 2003 5:59 am

Your server wont be when it discovers the amount of stress my spamming will create

Hey and where'd those rank page go eh?

Post Sun Mar 09, 2003 3:20 pm

Welcome back! Tach just told me you can stay at his place for a while


Join the army against the Chaos!
"I was near the scene of another crime at the time, officer."

Post Sun Mar 09, 2003 3:45 pm

Don't believe Tach. He told me that too, but his definition of "living quarters" actually means his dumpster, I mean his Waste Disposal Vessel.

Post Sun Mar 09, 2003 4:10 pm

Welcome back Z !

Post Sun Mar 09, 2003 5:37 pm

Welcome back Z.

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I think Im dumb, maybe just happy - Kurt cobain

Post Sun Mar 09, 2003 9:20 pm

Well, at least this one knows English.

FF: What do you expect when I live in a cardboard box behind the cable ISP?

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