If you got the chane to change two things in your life...
1) I wish that I could sing better. Just a little bit so that people actually like it when I sing
2) I wish I was a better soccer player. With some luck I pull out a fancy move or i even score a goal but i'm not good at it.
Now I'd like to hear what you want to change
"God bless this acid house!"
"I was near the scene of another crime at the time, officer."