Alcohol makes you smarter? so Kiwi boffins claim...

Sun Oct 07, 2007 1:46 am by Tawakalna

In a ground-breaking experiment involving super-smart people with big fat grants forcing rats to consume mucho vino, beer, and spirits, "scientists" from the Antipodes have concluded that far from making you into a shambling, incoherent, violent wreck, alcohol actually improves brain-power! Naturally, coming from a land where the blood rushes to people's heads, this is the sort of topsy-turvy nonsense one would expect, but here's the main article

Edited by - Tawakalna on 10/7/2007 4:55:17 AM

Sun Oct 07, 2007 4:24 pm by Esquilax

Bah! Ginger Beer increases intelligence, not alcohol. Everyone knows that!

Sun Oct 07, 2007 4:34 pm by meezookeewee

With the exception of The Hare-Horse thingamabob, of course.

Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:00 pm by Tawakalna

if you read the article, Flopsy, you'll see that it refers to fermentation as a key factor - something that you're always trumpeting about your <ahem> non-alcoholic tipple.

Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:22 am by Indy11

in vino veritas

Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:08 pm by Esquilax

I read the article yo' fool, but GB contains gingerols unlike normal beer, and that is part of the beverage's magic! (Metaphorically speaking)

Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:17 pm by Tawakalna

hmm, your punctuation and grammar have lately become so bad, that I wonder if you might possibly have imbibed some of the stale, tainted ginger beer that's swilling about in the Burrow's nether regions

Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:22 pm by H.Q. Victor

I can't see how allkeeholl makes ANY one smarter. They tend to lose memory, coordination, reasoning and their wallet if their not careful.

Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:44 pm by Esquilax

Taw - Hmph! Is that the best ye can do? Pah! Your insults bounce off my immaculately-brushed gunmetal grey fur!

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