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How many calories a day would superman need?

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Post Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:44 am

How many calories a day would superman need?

I was thinking while out with the dog, if an average man needs 2,500 calories a day (more depending on the job he does), how many would superman, or any other superhero need, after all they have to get there energy from somewhere?

Post Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:51 am

I bet it's not as many as Chuck Norris!

Post Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:39 pm

I reckon John Rambo would use more than Chuck Norris, like when he flew out of the water and took down a low flying helicopter that time in Vietnam, when he rescued all those POW's. He would've needed like a bajillion calories for that.

Post Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:37 pm

I was actually being serious, oh well * wanders off *

Post Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:05 pm

Taking down helicopters is nothing next to that roundhouse kick...

007

Post Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:43 pm

your forgetting the fact he can scare away the dark with just a look, how many calories does it take to make a face like that?

007

Post Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:12 pm

chuck norris doesn't need calories, he is calories

Post Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:04 pm

High Overlord Saurfang could take chuckie down in seconds.

Post Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:52 pm

high what of who?

anyway.. I was idly wondering, who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and Mr.T?

Post Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:07 pm

Either way, the viewers would win!

Post Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:58 am

don't you know your chuck norris facts pete? such a fight spawned the 80's

Post Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:43 am

well effs, it's such a long time ago now, I have trouble remembering, and I was rather busy during the 1980s and didn't watch much telly. Although I can tell you how much I paid for a '99 cornet in 1973, which is more my era anyway.

Post Sat Sep 22, 2007 1:53 pm

were that th' year it got so cold at winter you had nout to eat but yer nan?

007

Post Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:26 pm

bah..

if any of you are familiar with Bill Nye the science guy, he dosnt even need calories, he runs on ehtanol...

007

Post Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:57 am

Schalk Burger OWNS all other superheroes!


Schalk Burger is so tuff that:-

When Schalk Burger does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.

When Schalk Burger goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Schalk Burgered.

When the Tokoloshe goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Schalk Burger.

Schalk Burger counted to infinity - twice.

Schalk Burger invented every colour. Except pink. Percy Montgomery invented pink.

Schalk Burger's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Schalk Burger gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Schalk Burger can slam a revolving door.

Schalk Burger's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; No-one fools Schalk Burger .

Schalk Burger can speak Braille.

Schalk Burger's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Superman owns a pair of Schalk Burger pyjamas.

Schalk Burger owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1993 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Schalk Burger sleeps with a night light. Not because Schalk Burger is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Schalk Burger .

Once a cobra bit Schalk Burger's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Schalk Burger divides by zero.

When Schalk Burger exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Schalk Burger doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now".

Schalk Burger can kill two stones with one bird.

The only time Schalk Burger was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake

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