Sun Nov 19, 2006 1:06 pm by Tawakalna

Happy Birthday! Hope all is well on the Umboto Gorge wildlife reserve and that your staff aren't giving you any trouble!

(but haven't you already had a birthday already this year? there are so many of you I get dreadfully confused. Do the lion cubs and baby rhinos get birthdays as well?)

And who wrote this, i wonder?

I am from Umboto Gorge
Living in a one room hut
Decorated with spears.
Yes, I live in the wild,
Surrounded by cheetahs and lions,
They're even my pets

Cheetahs and lions for pets?
We like it rough here in Umboto Gorge.
Sleeping among cheetahs and lions
In our straw-roofed hut.
People call me wild,
How I'd love to string them on my spears!

Yes, I know how to handle spears,
sometimes I use them to go hunting with my pets.
They and I, we feel so at home in the wild.
We can always return to Umboto Gorge
triumphantly carrying food to my hut,
feeding all the baby cheetahs and lions.

Baby cheetahs and lions?
Oh I kill them with my spears!
Just a joke my dear, they too live in my hut.
Sometimes they become my pets,
or I give them to residents of Umboto Gorge.
A few I release to the wild.

Yes, they do survive in the wild,
hunting with the other cheetahs and lions,
never returning to Umboto Gorge.
So now, I sharpen my spears
And call my pets
Again time to gather food for the hut.

For you see, we eat a lot in this hut,
I am, after-all, wild,
Having cheetahs and lions for pets
How I love baby lion,
along with baby cheetahs and my spears.
Ah and above all I love Umboto Gorge.

Yes, cheetahs and lions live in my hut
I love hunting in the wild with my pets and diamond-headed spears
i always love and adore my pets, but most off all I love Umboto Gorge

Spix's garden..

the camera never lies!

Edited by - Tawakalna on 11/19/2006 1:30:55 PM

Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:13 pm by Esquilax

Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:59 pm by Indy11

Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:04 am by sycho warrior

Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:05 am by Spix

Thank you very much my dear friends and dear brother.

This was a fantastic day for me. We went to Umboto Gorge's Marine Reserve to feed the sharks and to count and mark the young ones. This turned out a total fiasco, as sw never washed her feet, and all the sharks fled to the deep. The whales have finished calving and are preparing for the long journy back to the poles.

Taw, the impi did behave. Told them the lions needed to be fed I see that you caught our dinner on camera.

Thanks again to you all.

Mon Nov 20, 2006 1:08 pm by topher

Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:42 pm by darth revan

happy birthday

And this is my last post in a happy birthday thread as a protest to Finalday for forgetting my one!

So there

Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:35 pm by H.Q. Victor

Darth, no offence was/is intended, I just retired from the official postings of the B-Day threads, except special occations, due to the birthday boy/girl most often not around, or very little responce beyond the "Who are you?" types.

Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:19 pm by fleish guitar123

Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:44 am by bakedpotato

Fri Dec 01, 2006 10:16 am by Tawakalna

heavens, hello BP! how are you doing, Keith?

Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:35 am by Spix

Thanks bp Will tell them. They both miss you

Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:43 am by bakedpotato

Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:20 pm by Tawakalna

well why not do a "hello I'm back" thread then, bp? then you can tell us all what you've been up to!

Incidentally, please contact me on the secure channel to Tawakalnistan.