I was attacked and mauled by a lady bug once, what a beating that was

About 15 years ago I broke my elbow in 3 places Displaced the bones and they stayed goofy after it was fixed. Then about 6 or 7 years ago I broke my wrist on the same arm The bones didn't set right in the wrist either, and I forced bone up into my elbow and chipped the bone...Oops That's where taking huge ramps and rails on rollerblades gets you Also skinned all the skin on my right shin while rollerblading Wasn't a pretty thing to look at...

All I've done was fracture my wrist snowboarding. Should I be more paranoid? I think I may have something coming to me...

I should be paranoid >_>.... The worst accident that I have had was when the handles on the Razer scooter I was riding decided to pop out.... Fell flat on my face. The only other thing I can think of is when I was jumping on our big trampoline and as I was coming down my face smacked into my brothers knee that was going up....


I am kind of an indoors person

Stampeded by goats at age seven.

Stormtrooper...didn't they warn you to stay outside of the safety rails

Para,it was at my farm.

lets see, dislocated my rght shoulder from discuss in track... which aggravated a preexisting injury form skiing...

messed up my left knee skiing.. 4 inch long and 1/4 inch wide scar on my knee from barb wire... fell outa a tree when i was 5, got a concusion, crashed a go cart and bruised my femur, took 8 stictches to fix the hole... actually bent the key that was sticking outa the ignition...

sliced the skin off the top of my right thumb, hit the botom of a lake (gravel bottom) with my forehead... skin was goofy looking for almost a year...

never broken a bone tho!

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Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate.The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

V from V for Vendetta

Edited by - 007 on 8/15/2006 7:53:28 PM

I fallen off my bunk bed once but that is my most serious injury yet.

My forum about freelancer!

When I was in 3rd grade...for the first time, I think, I was walking on the top of my couch, I slipped. There was a nail on the wall. I put out my hand to stop myself, my hand caught the nail.

After I had fallen, I went upstairs to see my Mom, who was on the phone. I tried to talk to her, but she told me she was on the phone and not to talk to her.

So, I simply raised my left hand and she said into the phone, "I gotta go, I have to drive my son to the hospital."

When we arrived at the hospital, I refused stiches, so I got some sort of glove thing. Durring the months of healing, I kept on moving my thumb, stretching the wound abit.

So, now I have a scar thats about an inch and a half on my left hand near my thumb.

Life: No one gets out alive.

You should've just gotten a zipper compartment there...It would be an ideal place to hide...stuff

Hmm....I could be zipperman.

Next time I get a deep large wound, I'll get that done

Life: No one gets out alive.

my Injuries.... hmmmm, the last severe injury was a little fracture and split in my pinky-bone, knocked a steel locker bit too hard.

ive been sliced all over (yes literally all-over, even there, don't ask me how it happened), although only shallow wounds, only big wounds on my elbow, which was caused by the sharp end of a door penetrating my skin and severely bruising a tendon (hit it with some force) my shins are all black and blue from all the bashing into objects when In was younger, my right hand has been penetrated by a steel shard, clean through, didn't hit any nerves or muscle, it has had bit of skin brazed off by falling on a sidewalk and my hand brazing over it, its had numerous cuts of knives and chisels and the like, sustained while sharpening aforementioned articles and so on

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Corollary: Provided, of course, that you know there is a problem.

Loc man, I gotta send you some body armour.

Life: No one gets out alive.