This is impossible (At least I think)

Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:38 pm by fleish guitar123

OK, I've tried this and my friends have tried this. It is impossible to eat 10 crackers in 1 minute. The most I could ever do was 6. It gets stuck to you mouth, and............well it is pretty much impossible. I would like someone to prove me wrong.

Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:56 pm by topher

I am guessing that there is no water involved. WHat kind of crackers?

Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:15 pm by Killa

If you're talking about Ritz crackers, then I've done it. Zeztas, well, I've mannaged 8.

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Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:20 pm by Eh_Steve

I bet next you're going to say you can't lick your elbow... well I've seen someone do it, more than once, during Star Wars (Revenge of the Ticket Prices) in the theater (and yes, some found it more interesting than the movie).

But before I attempt this, I need to know more specifics about the crackers. What kind, whether they're stale or not (what? we don't throw food away, and they're just crackers!), what kind of drinks, and whether there's some bonus for eating them with toppings.

Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:22 pm by fleish guitar123

I am talking about saltines.

Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:36 pm by Wolf_Demon

i know someone personally who can lick his own elbow...heh

Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:53 pm by Killa

Ah, saltines. I've done eight of them in a minute. I haven't tried to do this in about two years, I may be able to do it.

Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:54 pm by NukeIt

Oh, that's quite easy. It's a matter of having a tongue long enough to do it.

As for the crackers bit...it depends on what brand of saltines you're using. Some companies make 'em thicker than others do. Also, if you work up a good spit before you start popping them in your mouth, they soften up much quicker.

Don't ask... :lol:

Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:54 am by kimk

finishing eating them meaning all down your throat or all 10 into your mouth? regardless of whether or not they're still in your mouth ?

Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:34 pm by Chupa

I can double up and do it, but I have a freakishly large mouth...

Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:33 pm by Alpha-Leader

I am sure I can do it cause I love saltines. And I can eat a whole bag\thing to myself in about 15 minutes at a normal pace

Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:56 pm by Demandred

haha yea i can vouch for that though i belive the whole pack is like around the 20 min mark (for me) though due to tha fact that im eating the whole pack subconciously i never thought of timing.

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Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:09 pm by NukeIt

Well, if you're tricky, you can down a whole bunch of them in under 20 seconds. Crunch 'em all up into powder, mix 'em into a drink, and chug it.

Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:04 am by Orillion.

I don't know which crackers you mean but I ate 16 crackers in one minute last day

No water whatsoever. But these were kinda small, 3 centimetre round ones. Oh well. At least I had more than 10 crackers in one min

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