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...our rabbit bit me yesterday morning, and that's your fault..

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*Shrugs* You had it coming Moderator Mullah .

Indy - Aye, it's a disturbing concept .

Edited by - esquilax on 9/16/2005 2:11:01 AM

you're only jealous because you want my towel.

I don't want your filthy towel! I have enough manchester thank you very much!

Crap now we'll need another moderator just to moderate the moderator...Though Chips has already been smacking me around

Hello Para. I didn't think that you still existed .

Congrats Taw. Good luck with the moderating.

(BTW, it's really good to hear from some of you other lurkers again! )

<shakes head> it's all too much and we've unleashed Arcon, what have I done?

I was wondering the same think Moderator Mullah. I was out walking today and I saw a dog with two heads, a seagull attack an ostrich, and then blood began to rain from the sky. *Shakes head* Bad omens....

hmm,

I cant believe I have been so remiss as to miss this opportunity to welcome Taw to the fold.. good to see .. now what did I do with that large spikey club *smiles benignly* ..

seriously... congrats Taw

Harrier

"a seagull attack an ostrich"

that would be an emu, down your way.

Indeed. I was trying to be international, primarily because I wanted to avoid the "What's an Emu?" type of posts .

what is then exactly an ostrich ?
*runs for shelter, turns head and shouts back: I ask only on behalf of those kiddies who only know what emu-le is !!*

Just for those kids that may not already know - emu like emo, but a little more introspective

Edited by - Mike G on 9/19/2005 4:58:37 AM

Akshly EMU is

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European Monetary Union

An agreement by participating European Union member countries that includes protocols for the pooling of currency reserves and the introduction of a common currency.

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To assist Arsetrailian tourists understand the new cruurncy exchange values were given which equated to the silly animals which the hicks could relate to.

The emu systems works as follows;

One Ostrich is worth about 1,000 australian dollars.

One Koala could fetch about 500 Aus $.

A Dingo equates to about 150 or a small white baby, depending on market influences at the time.

A Rats Ass will get you one dollar, or a euro as the locals will call it.

Finally, most legitimate establishments do not accept Frogs as they are worthless and most times dirty and smelly little things. However historically the English and Germans have did meet every few years in a field in north east france to partake in a sport which involved throwing Frogs at each other until you had knocked all of the opponents pieces over.

I trust this is of some help to you,

Sincerely,

Dr.U.Id



Edited by - Druid on 9/19/2005 7:52:44 AM