How to improve your English pronunciation …

Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:40 pm by zazie

I met today a nice English tongue-twister (is that the word ?).
Anybody knows more?

Other languages welcome – but please give information about the language

and a rough translation.

Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:41 pm by zazie

Beginners:
Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watch which swatch watch?

advanced English:
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?

top range:
Three swiss witch-*****es, which wished to be switched swiss witch-*****es, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-***** which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-*****, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?

EDIT:
I do not believe it. TLR has an automated 'word-processor' that eliminates b*i*t*ch! Don't explain 'family-friendly' to me. It's hilarious.

Edited by - zazie on 9/9/2005 12:45:45 AM

Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:47 am by The Ninja

be even more amazed zazie... j-e-r-k is filtered. **** chicken, **** pork, is there anything this man can't ****?

Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:50 am by Mike G

Don't get me started - I can post a list of swear words that get through no problem - including the most colourful

Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:44 am by zazie

OK, it's my fault to get off topic - we should porbably open a swear topic : who can swear the most without waking up the guard-dog (no, it is not a moderator)

Back on the language-thing: For the sake of legibility I use l33t, for the first and HOPEFULLY last time in my life

top range:
Three swiss witch-b1tches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-b1tches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-b1tch which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-b1tch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?

Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:11 am by freighter fighter

you die now!

Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:42 am by Ugnaught

Get the Dr. Seuss book "Fox in Socks" I read it to my two year old every week or two, and I'm getting pretty good at it.

Let's get those missiles ready to destroy the universe!!

Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:24 am by freighter fighter

noo not dr suess *tries to surpress suessian rhyming*

it did not work
it did not work
the thing i tried
it did not work

that thing i tried.

Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:05 pm by Wilde

...instead of these god-awful tongue twisters, why doesn't one try the demosthenes route and speak with pebbles in one's mouth?

Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:32 pm by .Tawakalna

i hope he washed the soil and dog-pooh off first.. oh he could have, after all he lived in a tub. or was that Diogenes? orator, philosopher, it's all Greek to me!

Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:39 pm by Wilde

One certainly does hope he washed the stones, but you never know...perhaps dirt and fecal matter improve character!

Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:02 am by zazie

Seuss - Suess - whatever: what IS it ? I have no idea. Tell me please.

No language-twisters ? No puns ?

Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:51 am by freighter fighter

this here page is about dr suess: http://www.seuss.org/seuss/seuss.home.html

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