LOL

I especially love it when the catholics get hit by a train.

*Glances suspiciously at Eh_Steve*

Erm, yeah... quite. Couldn't agree more...

A man walks into a butchers shop, and says to the butcher "i bet you £50 you cant reach that meat on the top shelf"

the butcher looks up and replies, "you're right sir, the steaks are too high"

The police an't got nothin on this guy

Whoever put that 'photo' together clearly doesn't have much in the way of a sense of proportion

Colemanballs (a la Private Eye):
“It’s nice for us to have a fresh face in the camp sometimes for us to bounce things off...”
LAWRIE SANCHEZ, Sky Sports News

“We’ve got the quality to beat them but we haven’t.”
IAN WRIGHT, BBC

“They {Aston Villa} seem to beat the teams halfway down but struggle against the teams halfway up.”
MARK LAWRENSON, news.bbc.co.uk

“The defender was so laid-back there he was almost vertical.”
FRANK STAPLETON, TV3

“China is like a different world... it’s like a different country.”
STEVE DAVIS, Talk Sport

Here's a few things i've found that kinda funney

This first one has some swearing in it
End of the world

Here's another
Life

unless your 13 or older i don't think you should see this
Adam

Another again
Rules of Driveing

Even more
Horror Part1

Part 2 of the one
Horror Part2

More
Far West Part1

Part2 of above
Far West Part2

And more
Europe and italy

lol you get it now yes even more This is the last one i swear
Olympics[

President George W. Bush visits a primary school classroom. They are in the

middle of a discussion about words and their meanings.

The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the discussion on
the word "tragedy". So, the illustrious leader asks the class for an
example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best
friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him

over and kills him that would be a 'tragedy'."

"No", says President Bush, "that would be an 'accident'."

A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove
over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a 'tragedy'."

"I'm afraid not," explains the President. "That's what we would call a
'great loss'."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteered. President Bush
searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of
a 'tragedy'?"

Finally, at the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet
voice he says: "If Air Force One, carrying you, Mr. President, were struck
by a friendly fire missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a
'tragedy'."

"Fantastic!" exclaims Bush. "That's right. And now can you tell me why that

would be a 'tragedy'?"

"Well, says the boy, because it certainly wouldn't be a 'great loss' and it

probably wouldn't be a f **king 'accident' either!"

behold! i have activated cloak

Shroud, MC, What happened to your name? It get reposessed?

"I'll have to take that screenname"

anyways, Sloganizer by request of J Dawg

Got me sloganizer thingamajig



Edited by - Stormtrooper111 on 10/16/2005 5:31:13 PM

Edited by - Stormtrooper111 on 1/11/2006 4:20:19 PM

"And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."