if the musician that pissed you off the most was your hostage and you could torture them in whatever way you wanted?

For me, that pompous arsehole Bono from U2. I'd lock him in a closet with a rabid Celine Dion until he agreed to pull that travesty of an album, How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb, from CD stores and start playing good stuff again. And then throw him in a sack with two drenched cats and roll him down a hill.

(Don't ask me why I'm asking this, I'm bored )