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The 10 Worst Snack Foods and a bonus

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Post Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:55 pm

The 10 Worst Snack Foods and a bonus

Saw this article on MSN Health & Fitness
It made me laugh so if it haven't read it yet check it out.

The 10 Worst Snack Foods
By Jonny Bowden, M.A., C.N.S.

Enter any convenience store and you'll quickly spot an array of so-called foods that could have come straight off the request list on Lil' Bow Wow's concert rider
(I did not make this up. The young rapper's contract states that he must have the following foods backstage: Twizzlers, Doritos, Sprite, Starbursts, Hawaiian Punch and orange soda).
But hey, Bow Wow's no worse than Britney, Christina or any teen in any mall anywhere in America. Or their parents.

Snack foods seem to become more horrible with every passing year. Here's my list of the worst snack foods of all time. (But be forewarned: This list could become outdated the minute the food industry introduces yet another must-have concoction of sugar, chemicals, coloring and grease to add pounds to your waistline while adding nothing to your nutrition.)

1. French Fries

Don't be reassured by the fact that McDonald's is changing its cooking oil. French fries are still starchy white potatoes cooked in hot fat and flavored with chemicals and sugar. Possibly the worst snack food on the planet.

2. Donuts

Fried bread. Need I say more? And if that wasn't bad enough, add a sugary cream filling and a glaze of more sugar on top. Any questions?

3. Chips (Potato or Corn)

These are really just a packaged version of French fries (see #1). However, you can do damage control on this one by switching to baked blue corn chips, available in health food stores. It's still not real food, but it beats the 7-Eleven version any day.

4. Soda

And sorry, this includes the diet kind. Absolutely nothing of any value here, and a whole lot of chemicals to boot.

5. Cupcakes and Snack Cakes

The creamy filling is fake whipped cream, and the rest of it is sugar, flour and flavoring. You've gotta be kidding.

6. Candy Bars

You might squeeze a gram or two of protein out of the nuts in some of them, but by and large they're a sugar orgy and a nutrition nightmare. Again, you can move slightly up the food chain by switching to one of the "energy" bars. Most are just candy bars disguised as health food but they often have 1/3 less calories, quite a bit more protein and a bit less fat. Don't confuse them with real food though.

7. Pork Rinds

Fried pork skin. Not a good thing!

8. Fat-Free Cookies

These are even more insidious because they pretend to be healthy. Remember, fat-free doesn't equal calorie free. Betcha can't eat just one!

9. Crackers

Trans-fats anyone? Most crackers are loaded with 'em. Read your labels carefully to find the few that aren't.

10. Pretzels

Surprise, surprise. Remember, just because something doesn't have fat doesn't make it good. This is just white flour, water and sugar masquerading as a healthy snack. Fuggedaboutit.

Runner up: Those creamy, carmelly, coconutty coffee mocha-latte-frappe drinks that are taking over the universe. I love my Starbucks too, but 20 ounces of caffeine, sugar, whipped cream and milk taken once or twice a day does not a lean waistline make!

And yes, the calories you drink count.

Ah yes and the bonus part... Click here.
Well it will be for most of the guys anyway.

Oh ya what's ginger beer?
I cant drink alcohol so I have no idea




Edited by - bakedpotato on 2/3/2005 3:14:20 PM

Post Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:57 pm

Very interesting, and there is not one word about ginger beer .

Post Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:34 pm

LIARS! They are LYING!! They commited a CRIME...
I will never let anyone pervert the wonderful name of "french fries". OR COFFEE...

These health nuts don't seem to get it: eating dandelion salads and raspberry-flavoured water while never touching or even looking at red meat, vodka, or coffee does not a happy person make.

Edited by - Wilde on 2/3/2005 3:39:35 PM

Post Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:48 pm

No!!!! Youll never take my precious French Fries! Mmmm so good,so delicous

Post Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:07 pm

No one takes my snack foods!!1

Post Thu Feb 03, 2005 6:38 pm

Base defilers!!! How dare you attack my staple diet!

Post Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:58 pm

I'm stuck on 56 kg - I'm a walking collection of sticks! thank you for your recommendation of fat and calories-rich food going to put them in my shopping list

Post Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:16 am

so happens i . i need more mcD imo.

Post Fri Feb 04, 2005 7:23 am

Why are chips called french fries?

What's french about them?

Enlightenment appreciated!

Post Fri Feb 04, 2005 7:48 am

It's not French actually. It's Belgian. Some Belgians invented the potato slices deep-fried in oil, and these particular Belgians came from the French-speaking part of Belgium, so when people speaks of "French Fries" it's actually "French-speaking Belgian fries"

Belgian fries are thick-sliced, unpeeled, and eaten with mayonaise from a cone-shaped paper vessel. How it transformed into string-thin yellow crunchy potatoe slices eaten primarily with ketchup, I don't know

Post Sat Feb 05, 2005 4:10 am

The Americans call chips French fries so as not to confuse them with crisps, which they call chips. Strange people

As for the evolution of the Belgian-speaking-French-fry, a bunch of people living in America found out it was cheaper to flash freeze pureed potato than slice them up. It also allowed them to use previously impractically small potatoes.

Post Sat Feb 05, 2005 11:23 am

Funny that we don't call them "Flemish Fries"...

BELGIAN CORPORATION
You have one cow
The cow is schizophrenic
Half the time it thinks its Flemish, the other half French
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow
The Cow asks to be cut in half
The cow dies happy

Post Sat Feb 05, 2005 11:33 am

These days, even a "French Fry" is not a true one. McD's use to do fresh potaotes in them, they were good and better for you. Now they are either frozen or reashed potaotes that are formed into fry like shapes. I stick to Chic-fil-lay waffel fries. The best ever.

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