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USA Pursues the Most Evil Weapon Ever!

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Post Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:58 am

USA Pursues the Most Evil Weapon Ever!

Just kidding :p but this is way too weird to pass


US military pondered love not war

The unconventional proposals were made by the US Air Force
The US military investigated building a "gay bomb", which would make enemy soldiers "sexually irresistible" to each other, government papers say.

Other weapons that never saw the light of day include one to make soldiers obvious by their bad breath.

The US defence department considered various non-lethal chemicals meant to disrupt enemy discipline and morale.

The 1994 plans were for a six-year project costing $7.5m, but they were never pursued.

The US Air Force Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio, sought Pentagon funding for research into what it called "harassing, annoying and 'bad guy'-identifying chemicals".

The plans were obtained under the US Freedom of Information by the Sunshine Project, a group which monitors research into chemical and biological weapons.

'Who? Me?'

The plan for a so-called "love bomb" envisaged an aphrodisiac chemical that would provoke widespread homosexual behaviour among troops, causing what the military called a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale.

Scientists also reportedly considered a "sting me/attack me" chemical weapon to attract swarms of enraged wasps or angry rats towards enemy troops.

A substance to make the skin unbearably sensitive to sunlight was also pondered.

Another idea was to develop a chemical causing "severe and lasting halitosis", so that enemy forces would be obvious even when they tried to blend in with civilians.

In a variation on that idea, researchers pondered a "Who? Me?" bomb, which would simulate flatulence in enemy ranks.

Indeed, a "Who? Me?" device had been under consideration since 1945, the government papers say.

However, researchers concluded that the premise for such a device was fatally flawed because "people in many areas of the world do not find faecal odour offensive, since they smell it on a regular basis".

Captain Dan McSweeney of the Joint Non-Lethal Weapons Directorate at the Pentagon said the defence department receives "literally hundreds" of project ideas, but that "none of the systems described in that [1994 proposal have been developed".

He told the BBC: "It's important to point out that only those proposals which are deemed appropriate, based on stringent human effects, legal, and international treaty reviews are considered for development or acquisition."


I wished it was satire, too. But this one came off of BBC.co.uk


Smiley in the subject? For shame.


Edited by - Stinger on 1/25/2005 5:33:54 AM

Post Tue Jan 25, 2005 5:00 am

Ohhhh! You put a smilie in the Title! Tisk tisk....


It looks fake....

Post Tue Jan 25, 2005 7:38 am

ooh a smiley in the title line...look how the mighty have fallen!

As to the bomb...a) that's really, REALLY weird, b) How would something like that work exactly? c) By whose standards exactly would that be a weapon? "Hey, let's make men fall in love with other men! And that will of course assure us of immediate victory..."

The world is filled with idiots

Edited by - Wilde on 1/25/2005 7:38:27 AM

Post Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:55 pm

But what if they were attacking an army rebelling and fighting for gay rights... wouldnt that boost morale? And yeah, how would you do that?

I'm all for the "Who? Me?" bomb by the way, then all you have to do is drop some well placed incendiaries and its over.

Post Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:04 pm

I would favor on that would disintegrate clothing. Then a war would be called off due to Embarrassment

Edited by - Finalday on 1/25/2005 4:04:54 PM

Post Thu Jan 27, 2005 10:43 am

I believe they were trying a program for attacking with mild altering drugs. Not to mention their death ray project.

Realistically we should be surprised they're not using baby chicks.

Post Fri Mar 04, 2005 9:43 am

I know its a grave dig buuut I noticed some incorrect things here. The WHo me odors are the most potent odors in the world and jsut being ina room with a little bit released causes mass panic and EXTREME Nausea.

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