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English essay

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The Evil Thing

Post Wed Jan 19, 2005 10:53 am

English essay

I'm doing an English essay based on this:

"It couldn't be; it couldn't possibly be..."

Basically can you complete this title with something funny (any other theme would sound absurdly naff). One word would be best.

For example:

It couldn't be; it couldn't possibly be... Elvis!
It wasn't.
It's a Mini adventure.

Any help greatly appreciated. Obviously the final piece will be a tad longer than my example. If you want a mention on it somewhere just ask.


I'm not evil, just morally challenged

Edited by - The Evil Thing on 1/19/2005 10:56:04 AM

bret bretonian

Post Wed Jan 19, 2005 12:44 pm

Cheese.

Simple but very strange...

Eh_Steve

Post Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:23 pm

Esquilax.

No, it was just my uncle back from rabbit hunting.

Edit: Title it "A Very Good Englilish Paper", throw in some cash for the teacher. I dont know about your teachers but mine are easily bribed.

Edited by - Eh_Steve on 1/19/2005 2:27:21 PM

Arania

Post Wed Jan 19, 2005 3:49 pm

The moon
a pen
CDs
deodorant
a stove
a TV
grass
a person
a fan
light

i dont get it, whats the idea of the title? like does it hve NOTING to do with the story or something?

H.Q. Victor

Post Wed Jan 19, 2005 3:58 pm

"It couldn't be; it couldn't possibly be..."

the end of an era. To think, that the greastest challenge, has been over come, to have a ideal, end....

Lt Cmdr. Ajim

Post Wed Jan 19, 2005 11:45 pm

reminds me of rumors spreading wildly after Tsunami incident.

It couldn't be; it couldn't possibly be...true.
man never landed on the moon.
textbooks have been tuned.

parabolix

Post Thu Jan 20, 2005 8:22 am

It couldn't be; It couldn't possibly be...

Strong Bad

The Evil Thing

Post Thu Jan 20, 2005 12:32 pm

@Arania

Essentially, think of a word that fits the rest of the title and (I) write a story about it.

@parabolix

Ok, that's a little odd

@Everyone else

Thanks, now that my slightly convoluted original post was straightened out (i.e. above) can I please see some kind of additional development? I know I'm shamefully lazy but I currently lack any and all creative inspiration.

I'm not evil, just morally challenged

Eh_Steve

Post Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:05 pm

Good, parabolix, someone got what I was hinting at.

Wilde

Post Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:58 pm

@ parabolix: yay, Strong bad!

sycho warrior

Post Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:55 am

It couldnt be...It couldn't possibly be....a chocolate!
Two weeks. Two whole weeks. Now suddenly....


edit...This is a seriously cool topic

Edited by - sycho warrior on 1/21/2005 11:32:55 AM

Jabez

Post Fri Jan 21, 2005 11:25 am

It couldnt be...It couldn't possibly be....a toe-nail

Wilde

Post Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:19 pm

How about another way of looking at the sentence? Examplus Gratia:

It couldn't be...it couldn't possibly be...

These words flashed through his mind as his life slowly bled away on the pavement beneath him.

Eh_Steve

Post Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:23 pm

It couldn't be... It couldn't possibly be... Finals Week! (followed by extensive swearing)

It couldn't be... It couldn't possibly be... English Class (I hate that teacher!)

It couldn't be... It couldn't possibly be... U2

Esquilax

Post Sat Jan 22, 2005 3:21 am

Hmm, how about;
"It couldn't be; it couldn't possibly be an essay beginning with 'It couldn't be; it couldn't possibly be...'"?

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