Wow all that AND they can detect bowel cancer Dogs are obviously very "this season"

And thus humanity takes another leap to the ground...
i must ask this...

WTF IS THE POINT?

grrr.... that development could be used to research cancer... or to find a cheap way to get good performance out of my PC...
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Vi

@Grom.....for the sake of good order , that's BLADDER, not bowels.

Funny... But I like my dog just the way she is Aww sweet little thing And I dont know what's not to understand about my dog... She can "tell" me everything herself and I know where she is always.... No need for that high tech devices I love my plain ol' doggy

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Namaarie

hmm, my former emplyers are already selling this junk. i particularly liked the talking GPSS dog-collar and the anti-bark electro-shocker and the self-tightening muzzle.

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self-tightening muzzle.

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Do those come in appropriate sizes for 8-18 year olds?

adjustments can be made

whats the cockney rhyming slang for a phone?
i think its dog and bone

Spying

do you think I'm joking about a talking GPSS dog collar, a electro-shocker, and a self-tightening muzzle? these things are real, you can buy them.

the talking dog collar is a work of pure genius. it can be set in various different ways. firstly, it can give off an audible alarm if the dog strays too far its home. or it can be set to give off a pre-recorded response if it detects up someone talking to it. the real fun is, you can record your own messages! so some nice person comes up, says "hello doggie, are you lost, boy?" and the dog replies, "F*** off dog molester" or runs around with the collar going "B*llocks! - B*llocks - B*llocks!" or even better "f*** off, haven't you seen a talking dog before?"

mind you, you can ahave some fair old fun with the electric collar; every time the dog barks it gets an electric shock (you can even vary the strength of the current )

Gimme a small subdermal GPS tracer for my cockatiel and ill be happy, damn thing's flown away about 5 times now...

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so some nice person comes up, says "hello doggie, are you lost, boy?" and the dog replies, "F*** off dog molester" or runs around with the collar going "B*llocks! - B*llocks - B*llocks!" or even better "f*** off, haven't you seen a talking dog before?"

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL TAW!!!! thats the funniest thing I read this month! I am here dying lol

So this means, when I go jogging in the wood/rural areas and say I break my leg, Lassie won't have to run back all the way to the farm, and she can dial 911 instead? genious!

And Taw, your employers should've kept you and made you sell those talking collars - that was the funniest marketable speak ever! imagine the selling power

OMFG... lol... my fave pic has gotta be:



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