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how to recognise a noob
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@DSQ.....
As noted by Chips, Fd and me, you do seem to be very very active. I assume you have a lot that you want to say.
Note: One of the other signs of n00boidism is spamming and/or post count churning or both. You may want to consider whether you are headed in that direction with your current rate of activity.
As noted by Chips, Fd and me, you do seem to be very very active. I assume you have a lot that you want to say.
Note: One of the other signs of n00boidism is spamming and/or post count churning or both. You may want to consider whether you are headed in that direction with your current rate of activity.
Wolfy, he's going to pass your record
bah! let the blunt go if it will get everyone off my back for all that spamming nonsense!
*edit* and if i remember correctly, i had well over 700 posts after the first 2 weeks
and then from there i started getting lots of homework...and time limits on the computer.....and now...i mostly spend time talking on msn and modeling stuff...and scratching the surface of programming with TI 83 BASIC...
Edited by - ):Wolf_Demon "wolfy" on 9/10/2004 10:43:21 PM
yes, i did back in the day...oh those days...exciting and great they were, rampant spammers....i cleaned my act up after getting banned for a couple of days (i haxx0rzed a really really bad spammers account) muahahahahaha
and then Spectre wrote 3 really good plays afterwards
btw..what happened to him? (again - i tend to ask this alot don't i?)
and then Spectre wrote 3 really good plays afterwards
btw..what happened to him? (again - i tend to ask this alot don't i?)
@Leonhart: most of the time i dont really like attacks on noobs, but the distinction between newbs and n00bs is no quite clear.
Just an addendum to the main Guide:
N00bs on IRC:
It is well known that n00bs seem to propergate in IRC, procrating through a technique know as 'cyber'. 'Cyber' is a tradition adapted from phone sex, where 2 people 'pretend' to have sex with each other through an IRC channel, and this is where n00b syndrome is born.
There are many ways to avoid catching n00b syndrom, and these are as follows:
1: dont chat to anyone with 'sexy' in their nickname. You're asking for trouble.
2: If they say they are 14/f/place, they really are 39/m/parent's basement.
N00bs can also be exterminated on IRC through their own depraved desires. (this works. After applying anti-n00b treatment, n00bishness declined by 40%)
The main way to lure n00bs to your trap is by adding the words 'sexy' and 'booty' to your nickname. N00bs are attracted to these words, and is similar to a femal human yelling "I'm so wasted!" in a bar. When the n00b is deep in the trap, begin to play the vasade of a 14 year old girl. continue to engage in 'Cyber' until the n00b is decieved, and reveal your true idedntity and expose his true n00bishness. Most n00bs will be cured of their n00b syndrome, and will go outside and see the real world and get real jobs, or just try to hack you using amatuer techniques similar to their close relative, the script kiddie. No need to worry, most n00bs use the CD drive as a cup holder, and pose little threat to humanity, but can be an annoyance.
this message has been brought to you by the Viator Council on the Defence Against n00bs. (VCDAN)
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Vi
"0h, 1 @/\// 50 133t R19ht /\/0\/\/..."
Just an addendum to the main Guide:
N00bs on IRC:
It is well known that n00bs seem to propergate in IRC, procrating through a technique know as 'cyber'. 'Cyber' is a tradition adapted from phone sex, where 2 people 'pretend' to have sex with each other through an IRC channel, and this is where n00b syndrome is born.
There are many ways to avoid catching n00b syndrom, and these are as follows:
1: dont chat to anyone with 'sexy' in their nickname. You're asking for trouble.
2: If they say they are 14/f/place, they really are 39/m/parent's basement.
N00bs can also be exterminated on IRC through their own depraved desires. (this works. After applying anti-n00b treatment, n00bishness declined by 40%)
The main way to lure n00bs to your trap is by adding the words 'sexy' and 'booty' to your nickname. N00bs are attracted to these words, and is similar to a femal human yelling "I'm so wasted!" in a bar. When the n00b is deep in the trap, begin to play the vasade of a 14 year old girl. continue to engage in 'Cyber' until the n00b is decieved, and reveal your true idedntity and expose his true n00bishness. Most n00bs will be cured of their n00b syndrome, and will go outside and see the real world and get real jobs, or just try to hack you using amatuer techniques similar to their close relative, the script kiddie. No need to worry, most n00bs use the CD drive as a cup holder, and pose little threat to humanity, but can be an annoyance.
this message has been brought to you by the Viator Council on the Defence Against n00bs. (VCDAN)
=:=
Vi
"0h, 1 @/\// 50 133t R19ht /\/0\/\/..."
@ Chips lol I like that keyboard
@DSQ spectre is Sir Spectre, he wrote 4 plays, of which three were based on real happenings, you can see these in the History of TLR" thread in fl discussion
He doesn't post in OT anymore, and I'm not sure about the other parts off TLR, last I heard he still posted in some of the MOD forums or sth
@DSQ spectre is Sir Spectre, he wrote 4 plays, of which three were based on real happenings, you can see these in the History of TLR" thread in fl discussion
He doesn't post in OT anymore, and I'm not sure about the other parts off TLR, last I heard he still posted in some of the MOD forums or sth
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