Don't know where Runcorn is but its been on a delivery truck out of Runcorn since 6:00am GMT today.

/me gives Taw his birthday punches

Best birthday wishes from me Pete, I hope you can enjoy the day
and after that, save flights, and a happy landing, and may your Holiday go much smoother then the *0 years before

well thx one and all for your birthday wishes.

however, the birthday evening has not been without its mishaps. i was late home from werk and thus missed Mrs Taw, who's gone to some class or other. hence, no bday tea so i went down to the chippy (and the offy) Came back with fish n chips and 8 cans of Carlsberg Spec Brew, put nosh on plate, when fone went. blah blah bla, heard a noise, went to look and there are both s*dding cats tucking into me battered cod n chips! then when the little sh*ts saw me, they grabbed as much fish as they could and sodded off outside with it, leaving me a ravaged micro-cod behind

so its boil in the bag curry, beer and a big phat smoke. oh well not too bad (beer and smoke)

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there are both s*dding cats tucking into me battered cod n chips

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I can totally imagine myself how you'd say this and what your face would look like

**Edit: i need to learn how to spell properly**

Edited by - Wizard on 7/29/2004 3:02:55 PM

Taw now graduates from the Youth, below 40, to the aged, above 40. Welcome to the club. Recliners available, remotes on the table and sodas are in the frig. Tea will be served promptly at 4:00 pm. Dinner served at 6:00pm sharp, informal attire, don't be late.

Edited by - Finalday on 7/29/2004 2:24:08 PM

ha bl**dy ha

I made you a cake... or actually... two cakes!

when I'm on holiday i shant be thinking of you at all.

That's just ur luck isn't it the cats eating ur tea, oh how my heart bleeds lol where are u going on holiday as i leave tommorow for a Caravan Tour of england

Edited by - Gowserpaul on 7/29/2004 3:13:26 PM

Tunisia

Happy Birthday Taw, next stop 50.

If it pleases the higher brass, a lowly major would wish to offer his b-day greeting. Happy birthday, congraduations on not dying for a year, may you have many more fruitfull years and enlighten many more folks out there. And, just a peculiar fact that I'd like to insert if I may, you happen to share a birthday with my sister. Just an interesting coincidence is all. Happy b-day. --- VH16

I am Nobody; Nobody is Perfect; Therefore, I am Perfect

Heppy B-Day Pete, I wish you many more to come.

Matt