@taw: stop giving away my bedroom, i've only just gotten rid of the last guy you moved in here.
@chips: gutted
@ariana: i love those spams, the language in them makes me giggle, like "if you delete this, you have no heart". What an excelent way to get me to give you my money, by threatening me. The very idea you would be sitting at home with your wife, wondering why your ****ty helath service would allow your daughter to die and you struck upon the idea of going to web providers with the answer to your prayers is genius. Why not sell your car? or have a local charity drive, or WHORE YOUR WIFE OUT. Hell you cant put a price on love can you?
And to think in this hypothetical situation, that AOL and ZNET both sat down together and thought "yes, we'll give you money. Not all at once though, we'll give you 32 cents every time someone sends an email to 3 other people. NOT ONE, NOT TWO, but THREE. If they dont, you get nada. We have the technology to check every email everyone sends for just this kind of problem so dont worry about that".
Then mr wordsmith sitting down and threatening the people who dont know him or really give a **** about a baby that is only 10 months old. I sure as hell dont because its only 10 months old. Why not just have another one? Its a baby, you've only known it less than a year, you cant be THAT attatched to it?
God didnt bless you with a child you klutz, you're messed up sperm gave you a bad egg of a child, god is yet to have been proven to exist.
So yeah, i love reading spam, makes my day that little bit brighter when i think how mean i am, especially if this was a real situation and wasnt via the medium of email but some guy stopped me in the street.
teehee
"If i told you a secret you wont tell a soul,
will you hold it and keep it alive"