another hit against mobile phones

Mon Jun 28, 2004 11:41 pm by kimk

mobile phones are bad

Cell phones may damage men's sperm, Hungarian scientists say, in a study that
fertility experts dismissed Monday as inconclusive.

Tue Jun 29, 2004 5:40 am by Indy11

So..... where does a Hungarian carry a cell phone and how does he use it? What setting? Silent? Ring?......

Tue Jun 29, 2004 6:59 am by freighter fighter

where else are we sposed to carry the damned things?

Tue Jun 29, 2004 7:04 am by Ugnaught

Well I have anecdotal evidence to the contrary. I've used a cell phone for years and I have a little girl with nothing wrong with her, if anything she's too smart. I have to keep finding new ways to keep her out of mischief. Of course I don't use my phone a lot and I usually leave it in my car.

Let's get those missiles ready to destroy the universe!!

Tue Jun 29, 2004 10:26 pm by Esquilax

*Puts on aluminium-foil hat* I think that we should place all mobiles in lead-shielded conainers when they are not being used. That will solve the problem.

Damn! I think I'm channelling Taw again!

Wed Jun 30, 2004 9:56 am by Indy11

Not a very clear channel Esqy. Were it a true link, you'd be tossing the things in sealed lead containers and burying them at least 6 feet under.

Wed Jun 30, 2004 11:13 am by Tawakalna

yes you would shiled yourself from them, you don't want any of the uber-paranoid near-psychotic manic-depressive ravings that bubble in and out of my head and are only controlled by powerful medication, Esky.

..She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love...

Wed Jun 30, 2004 12:22 pm by Orillion.

I have a idea. Let's take all mobile phones, and put them into containers. And then we ban them to the Sirius system. I guess the nomads will face problems

The coolest stuff in the galaxy...
old socks!

Wed Jun 30, 2004 11:10 pm by Esquilax

It's not my fault; all channelling is imperfect due to the very nature of the communication's medium!

Wed Jun 30, 2004 11:22 pm by arton alpha

yeah chuck them into lead containers and then get lead poisoning, first off if i get a cell phone (most likely if i go to collage) it will stay in my car and far away from me if i don't need it and it will be turned off (can't have it ringing in the middle of class huh?

) bottom line i hate cell phones

Thu Jul 01, 2004 10:28 am by Krazy Scout

Nice, I'm going and getting 6000000000 odd mobile phones TODAY,
wait a sec, sh*t, I can't afford that

D*mnation!

Thu Jul 01, 2004 10:31 am by Indy11

@Esqy,

I told you before, it is not an aluminum foil hat. It must be an aluminum collander from which foil is added to the collander's feet to extend them out
as longer attennae.

Thu Jul 01, 2004 10:50 am by sycho warrior

get a small light phone and wear it in our shirt pocket. it your shirt doesnt have a pocket, then you have to risk the danger i guess

Thu Jul 01, 2004 3:03 pm by dragonborn

but what if it starts affecting ur heart???

Thu Jul 01, 2004 11:17 pm by Esquilax

Indy - Nah. *My* design is cheaper, and far more aesthetically pleasing

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