I can fix most common electrical and mechanical devices
I can do magic tricks
I'm a good brickie
I can draw q well
I have a good eye for design
I can park superbly

I organise q well; I like to be thorough
I'm a qualified rescue diver (PADI)
there's always a way to make money, i find
I know lots of stuff (some useless some not)
that's it, I'm not actually any good at anything else.
..you shut your mouth, how can you say, I go about things the wrong way..