EB is a Canadian from Canadia as well.
Now then, do these Canadian govt licences have to be bi-lingual as well? And how is it going to be enforced in Moose Jaw or some other godforsaken place where the polar bears outnumber the humans? Are the Mounties going to come to your house (politely closing the gate behind them) and ask to see your TV licence?
I have the answer! pretend to be French then they have to go and get the text of the decree in French, and while Dudley Doright is going back to his horse, get rid of the receiver and feign innocence. Or pretend to be an Eskimo.
if its for tax purposes then maple syrup must be a declining source of income