Ok, I'll give it a try; mainly because I'm bored at work

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Tawakalna drove his Teronium Mustang nicknamed "sycho_warrior" to the local shopping centre. Upon arriving, he *bump*ed into a Greenpeace activist called Nickless who, although rather Recusant, referred to himself as a "freighter fighter" due to his habit of blockading ports to prevent the export of GM food.
Tawakalna then entered the Video Shop, and browsed through the shelves. He saw documentaries on the Esquilax, surfing Gromits, the manufacturing process of Steel, Kendo techniques, and the biology of the scorpion Stinger. He finally decided to pick up a copy of Indyana Jones, a Star Trek episode about the Finalday of Locutus of Borg (as Tawakalna was a pSYCHO SpaceNut), a copy of the Matrix (because he liked Neo_Kuja), a copy of Eraser, and a copy of Top-Gun, with the intent of watching them after the 4pm re-run of "Fear Factor".
After this, he visited the local bookshop and purchased some books about the definition of the acronym "RILMS" ghostwritten by "Sir Spectre", a novella about the historical personage "Warlord Bob", a text about Shakespeare's WapCaplet family from "Romeo and Juliet", and a book about the mythological Griffon and Wolf_Demon by Leonhart. He stopped by "Jim Groovester's" to pick up some fish4198 and Chips, as well as some 70% alcohol kaegogi. He then quickly stopped by the Gallery and purchased a fine sculpture (a Gowserpaul to be exact).
After leaving the shopping centre, Tawakalna was stung by a Whasp wile watching a flock of Comonts fly by, which caused him to trip over a Jagged Darkstone, after which he discovered a Kimk in his stockings. Shortly after getting in his car and driving home, he was picked up by the Poilce as he passed the local New Zealand-run animal refuge (called the "meezookeewee"

, because he was driving AoD.
There you go kid, enjoy!
Note: I could keep going but I've got work to do

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