Ask maybe on March 23, '05. You'll never remember.

If he's gonna watch a movie or TV, reset the language on it to something funny.

Put duct tape on the bottom of his mouse so it won't move.

The old saran wrap on the toilet seat.

Replace the tv guide cover with last week's so he reads last weeks.

Change the locks in everyting.

Put a Nine Inch Nails or other heavy metal cd in his cd player, volume properly adjusted if you see what I mean.

Two Words: Whipped Cream

That's all I can think of at the moment.

a can of spam in his bed?

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams

He doesn't need more spam in his house, he's full of it.

You can also use fishing wire, thumbtacks, and pulleys to rig a trip wire like I did a few years back. That or use the old "hand in a bucket of warm water" trick.



Signature? What's that?