I have a theory of everything, course none of you will like it

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams

hmm, intersting

*i removed the chain letter from my sig*

"Theory of Everything", sounds like Empire Earth.

I think that by the time we can prove this or any definition of how the universe works we'll all die after somthing explodes, or dark matter rips us apart, or we so over populated that the earth expands at the speed of light or soem other catostrophic event that kills every thing or totaly sets us back to the prehistoric age.

I had a super Ego, but it was pestering me so I killed it.

When I shot it the bullet grazed my soul, and that bled to death too

old news I suppose by the theory of everything they are talking about the superstring theory....and they aren't saying Einstien was wrong, just modifying his theories and quantum mechanics to be compatible with each other.

*waits for tawakalna to correct me*

Griff - Superstring theory is part of it, but they want a unified theory for the laws of physics.

If anyone finds out what the universe is, and what it is for, it will cease to exist and be replaced by something infinitley more complicated and inexplicable. -Resturaunt at the end of the Universe, Hitchikers guide to the galaxy series.



Small things entertain small minds, while smaller minds look on in wonder.
Screw temporal paradox, im interfering!

Oh look, im a Commander now!
EAT MY D-GUN!!

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Sigh, NASA can kiss my ass I've not seen ANYTHING come out of that institue worth believeing for a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time and they've STILL not proven the moon landings.

Next week

NASA vs MICROSOFT

and coming up next
Heltak debases another theorum!!

*gets out soap box, adjustess it, climbs up*

NASA should be cut in half. The money could be better spent on any number of Things. The Shuttles are aged and need replacement at th cost of multi millions. They do not have adiquate safety measures in place. Yet they want to teach us science and rewrite things? Thanks, but no thanks. Let Einstein be. Man only finds out what has been in place for millinia. And we still ain't figured out how to get along. Amazing isn't it.

*Gets off box, picks it up and exits, stage left*

Michael "Finalday"
In Memory Of WLB

They can cut the budget one way - check here

Pizza plating

They've been playing Alpha Centauri for too long. Lucky b*st*rds...

You were gone?

Edit: Damn spelling.

- I'm not crazy, I'm a car. And if you don't believe me, you can get out and walk home. -
*** The Titan flies like a cow ***
Fight like a Warlord

I want to read ff's "Theory of Everything" how do you know no-one will like it, Ben, if you don't tell anyone? Get typing!

Yes! Altough we are not worthy, share your wisdom with us!

I gather that by "Theory-of-everything" He means the Ever so elusive unified field Theory.

Or just the Theory of Common Relativity...