Scup''s Quaterly thread to prove im alive.....

Mon Mar 22, 2004 8:56 am by scupmeister

Hallo, am at uni, only net acess ive got ATM is in the Library so go figure anyway......

I have a theory on how god balances out the pain the different genders experience.

Women: they have Child Birth, the great pain of something far to big to fit through a hole that size fitting through a hole that size regardles. This annoys me as women bring this fact up at any oppertunity to make men feel like wusses. "you think thats painfull?? try childbirth"
Yeah nice one darling, i would but i havent got the equipment. Shame. but you know what i do have? BALLS!!! two of them.

and that brings me to....

Men: God has a very strange sense of humour. you see, women get all their pain out of the way in 2 or three very intense sessions. men on the otherhand get it spread out through their entire lives in what i'd like to call "micro child births" or, more accuratly."Sperm Genocides" Yes i am talking gentlemen about getting hit in the balls.
imagine how many times you've been hit in the balls. playing football, a stray pass hits you in the Balls and you're incapable of movement for a few minutes. piss off s girl and whjat do they do? kick you in the Balls of course!!! i could go on and on listing all the situations where our balls are at risk but you all know what its like. take the pain of getting hit in the balls once and multiply it by say 80 fpr your life time, a fairly conservative estimate in my opinion, only one sperm genocide per year of your life. surely we men have something to rival childbirth?? i dare you all to bring this up the next time your girlfriend/wife/sister/mother/auntie/prostitute (delete as appropriate) says that men have a lower pain barrier than women.

Actually dont. you'll probably get kicked in the balls.

Scup will speak again in approximatly 60 days

Mon Mar 22, 2004 9:20 am by RILMS

You see, I have yo disagree with that. Women have a much higher pain threshold. They have cramps from there period, they produce children and have to carry them around inside them for nine months. When they are pregnent, they have morning sickness everyday for three months. Regardless if they have something in there stomachs or not.

Men may get kicked in the balls, but it was never something nature intended. Our reaction to protect our genetals is simply because we want to have sex, ie reproduce.

In the natural world, it's the women who experance the most pain. Except for seahorses...dam seahorses...

Life: No one gets out alive.

Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:50 am by Recusant

I did have this argument with a friend of mine a little while ago, eventually it all boiled down to:
a) Woman probably do suffer a fair bit considering they're willing to have their belly cut open in a caesarean rather than continue with the pain of childbirth.
b) But then do men ever get asked whether they want an epidural if they've been hit in the nuts?! NO!
Therefore in conclusion once a guy has been hit in the nuts he should be able to ask for an epidural

Wed Mar 24, 2004 3:08 am by kimk

whats an epidural (?)

Wed Mar 24, 2004 3:25 am by We Made It!

it's a painkilling injection directly into the spine that women can have when they're giving birth - it's supposed to be great, they don't feel a thing and are as high as kites.

Wed Mar 24, 2004 4:46 am by mustang

It cuts of all feeling below the injection point. It's like becoming a temporary paraplegic, which basically means a forceps delivery and the after birth recovery takes them longer. Plus they do run a minimal risk of becoming a permanent paraplegic.

Still that's the thing isn't it, they all ***** about how bad the pain is during childbirth yet half of them wuss out and go for the epidural. I betcha I could give birth without all the fuss they go through. It'd be like taking a monster dump, just give me a good magazine, a piece of leather to bite down on and i'll have that sucker out in a jiffy.

Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:14 pm by Chips

LMAO. I have to say that it was proven that during childbirth the childs head pushes various areas of women that gives a natural "pain killer". I won't go into details unless no-one minds.

On the point of women moaning about the pain......its typical - they think that the world revolves around them, and they cannot think that maybe men go through the pain of listening to them whi.....whi.....uh oh, my female housemate has come home.....

I think Women are brave, and have incredibly high tolerance of us men, and that in fact they often surpass us in normal life in every way possible.....

I also think my pain barrier is about to be tested...even after all that sucking.........

Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:34 pm by RILMS

@ Mustang,

I'd like to see you give birth :p

@ Chips,

What areas are natural painkillers? And yes, the world does revolve around women. With out them, we're all screwed over

Life: No one gets out alive.

Wed Mar 24, 2004 2:17 pm by Recusant

Originally posted by RILMS
@ Mustang,

I'd like to see you give birth :p

I really don't think you would!

Wed Mar 24, 2004 5:23 pm by We Made It!

monster dump

nayce

still it'd make a great home video though, while you gave birth to a little black baby of your own

Wed Mar 24, 2004 5:36 pm by H.Q. Victor

The truth is, you set your on tolerance of pain level. Some women say its not that bad, others will pull your hair out wanting the shot. Midwives have helped over the years for women to do without the painkillers. Its been said, once she has the baby in her arms, the pain is forgoten.

Michael "Finalday"
In Memory Of WLB

Edited by - Finalday on 3/24/2004 5:36:20 PM

Wed Mar 24, 2004 5:53 pm by Comont54

Epidural..... you know technically you could just get blasted on acid and then not feel any pain at all

Or so i've heard

I figure im not gonna argue any of this, since well it all depends on lifestyle too, if you play like a sport like football and constantly get popped in the balls its your own fault for not wearing a cup. If your the kind of person who doesnt have a very dangerous or painful job, spends most of the time in his house you could always walk into a doorknob (ouch). So were always at risk

for pregnancy I dunno...... I heard theres those epidurals and i also heard theres a natural herb that stops that.... pain from happening or being felt. Whatever anyway what do you guys think of this thing they say where women always hate their husbands or whoever got them pregnant while their in labor i mean I completely and totally understand why (how could you do this! you bastard! i hate you!) then theres you know that little thing where they said people with red hair are most sensitive to pain? But thats dumb, thats like saying guys with bigger noses are more prone to sperm genocides.

PS: lol mustang that was a good one. You know they have a name for monster dumps? well on this website i goto they call it the "Spinal Tap Poopie" because it feels like its "leaving you sideways" hhehehe

"I see dumb people....... they 're everywhere. They walk around like everyone else. They dont even know their dumb"

Edited by - Comont54 on 3/24/2004 5:58:21 PM

Edited by - Comont54 on 3/24/2004 6:00:19 PM

Wed Mar 24, 2004 9:26 pm by RILMS

@ Recusant,

No, I would like to see it. I would bring popcorn.

Life: No one gets out alive.

Wed Mar 24, 2004 10:18 pm by Wolf_Demon

i want popcorn!!

*i removed the chain letter from my sig*

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