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The Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide

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Post Tue Mar 16, 2004 2:11 pm

The Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide

I thought that you might find this amusing, I'll cut and paste from Ars;

Dfficials acting on behalf of the Californian City of Aliso Viejo were prepared to ban foam cups because of research done on the Internet that revealed that dihydrogen monoxide is a toxic, deadly material. And lo and behold, there it is in the makeup of those darned foam cups! But wait. If it's been too long since you had Chemistry, let's spell that compound out for you another way: H2O.

"It's embarrassing," said City Manager David J. Norman. "We had a paralegal who did bad research." The paralegal apparently fell victim to one of the many official looking Web sites that have been put up by pranksters to describe dihydrogen monoxide as "an odorless, tasteless chemical" that can be deadly if accidentally inhaled.

Fortunately someone pointed out to them that we're dealing with mere water here, and the vote has been cancelled. The misinformation which led to this embarrassing event is actually a semi-famous hoax pulled quite a long time ago when a junior high school student won a science fair by discussing the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. Much of that information has now been put on the web, and its nature as satire apparently has prevented at least a few people from realizing that it's a joke.


Need I say more?

Post Tue Mar 16, 2004 2:54 pm

comical etc thread

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams

Post Tue Mar 16, 2004 4:09 pm

lol that dummy

*i removed the chain letter from my sig*

Post Tue Mar 16, 2004 4:11 pm

I saw that and I was like: "Oh, god, not another funny thing about water."

Post Tue Mar 16, 2004 4:19 pm


dihydrogen monoxide as "an odorless, tasteless chemical" that can be deadly if accidentally inhaled.


Well, if inhaled in consentrated amounts, it is deadly. Its called drowning. Heehee got to hand it to that town. Wonder if they will live it down for a while.

Michael "Finalday"
In Memory Of WLB

Post Tue Mar 16, 2004 4:28 pm

ff - It's not really a joke, and there are people on TLR who are from CA.

Post Wed Mar 17, 2004 3:38 pm

Crazies Anonymous?

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams

Post Wed Mar 17, 2004 4:38 pm

I'm crazy! I swear I am. I talk to myself in public, I see things others don't see, and I hear things that are really out of place. I'm just lucky I have friends who are crazy like me.

Post Wed Mar 17, 2004 5:45 pm

Which is why, you would think, serious attention to the general condition of our educational system is needed. Unfortunate that this is an example out of California
because I know of a lot of other States where the same thing could have happened.... New York included.

Most town councils today are loaded up with real estate brokers, insurance agents, an occasional accountant and lots of lawyers. Among them, the odds of any of them having any residual competence in high school chemistry is just a tick above zero.

Edited by - Indy11 on 3/17/2004 5:46:23 PM

Post Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:46 pm

You don't even need chemistry for this, just a good old science class being passed to catch on to it. Shame ain't it.

Michael "Finalday"
In Memory Of WLB

Post Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:32 pm

Dihidrogen monoxide: otherwise known as water or h2o is an odorless tasteless compound that is liquid at room temperature.
As a gas it i letal to be inhaled: its called steam scalding of the lungs
As a liquid it is lethal: its called drowning (curtousey of eqs)
as a solid it is lethal: its called suffocating

you DRINK IT you morons!

and who came up with water being toxic? OXYGEN is more toxic than water! if you breathe pure oxygen for too long you burn up!

Post Thu Mar 18, 2004 2:18 am

Bah! Everything is dangerous in large amounts. Sunshine, alcohol, spam, Red Hessians, etc.

Post Thu Mar 18, 2004 2:38 am

its a wonder how we keep going. i'm still not saturated of TLR.

Post Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:49 pm

When it's solid, it's fun to throw at people. Especially ones you don't like.

"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb!"

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