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Worst British Movie Ever Made

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Post Tue Mar 16, 2004 12:17 pm

Worst British Movie Ever Made

Sex Lives of the Potato Men is touted to have been the absolutely worst film ever made in Britain.... half of the expense of which was publicly funded....

In the days of Jesse Helms here in the US, things like this prompted the conservatives in Congress to radically cut back on public funding of the arts or, specifically, funding for the National Endowment of the Arts.

Is this movie really that much of an outrage in the UK?

Post Tue Mar 16, 2004 1:07 pm

Art should be made from the funds of people that are personally backing it or want to see it, not just some governmental endowment. The majority of the greatest art we've known was paid for by people who wanted to see it.

As for the worst American film, it would probably be Manos - The Hands of Fate. Spoofed at one time by Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Sir S

Post Tue Mar 16, 2004 1:13 pm

looks crap, it is crap imho

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Post Tue Mar 16, 2004 1:51 pm

The British make movies?

Post Tue Mar 16, 2004 2:33 pm

You heathen! The brits make pharkin wicked movies:
Trainspotting
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Snatch
Mean Machine
Human Traffic

to name a few.

Post Tue Mar 16, 2004 2:51 pm

the aussies make craaap movies

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Post Tue Mar 16, 2004 3:16 pm

I'd agree with that statement, some are okay but most of our homegrown movies are pretty average.

Post Tue Mar 16, 2004 3:20 pm

aussie sci fi is awful, maybe its the accent that puts me off

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Post Tue Mar 16, 2004 3:28 pm

farscape was good, and the auzzies are the entire clone army, so thats ok, cause the clones are the saving grace of episode 2, and those weeeeet republic gunships, but thats nothing to do with the country.

anyway. i heard sex lives of potato men was poo from some people, but my mate from st. helens (where writer and star Jonny Vegas is from) says its a local thing. so im probably gonna hate it deeply.

its not an outrage, just...bad. Outrage makes it sound controversial.

Post Tue Mar 16, 2004 3:30 pm

it was new zealanders who made the clone army, well just one

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Post Tue Mar 16, 2004 3:51 pm

The Australians made a superior movie, Mad Max.

Us Yanks don't get to see too many British movies.

Michael "Finalday"
In Memory Of WLB

Post Tue Mar 16, 2004 5:20 pm

@SnS

Arts through the ages were always supported by the political powers that be. Of course, art back then was a means of asserting one's political prominence.

It wasn't until the 20th Century that, for the sake of art itself, funding could be had without any strings attached. Current moves are to re-attach strings.

Post Tue Mar 16, 2004 9:27 pm

Thank you for correcting that ff, to call a new zealander an auzzie
is the gravest of insults

Post Tue Mar 16, 2004 10:11 pm

@indy

Arts through the ages were always supported by the political powers that be. Of course, art back then was a means of asserting one's political prominence.

It wasn't until the 20th Century that, for the sake of art itself, funding could be had without any strings attached. Current moves are to re-attach strings.


Never say always. People well-to-do were the main proprietors (as they are now) of art and crafts. Whether that be of supporting, commissioning or purchasing the arts.

The monumental scale art was done at the behest of powerful people in political office often at the expense of the country and its people. In several occasions their reckless spending bankrupted their country or erupted them into a violent uprising.

We now support a generation of loafer artists on a monumental scale. I have no problem reapplying the strings. Citizens uprose against the Louis' of France for their outrageous spending, they tightened the strings on frivolousness and ego. There are citizens, as I, who wish to tighten the strings on frivolousness and crap today.

The situation is different, but the circumstance is the same. Is it so wrong for people to make things that other people actually want to see? And are willing to pay for because they like it?

Sir S

Post Wed Mar 17, 2004 12:03 am

Worst Movie Ever by Britain - The Ayrshire Tower

*Shudders*

Best film(s) - MONTY PYTHON

BWHAHHAHAHahhahahahhahaHAHAHAHhaHA!

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