Actually, when I'm drunk at home, I have this strange feeling I should do all the dishes I find in the kitchen (well, not the clean ones ). Considering the fact that it's usually late night and that, due to my condition, the process is quite noisy, all my family members collectively try to dissuade me from this noble task. Unfortunately, sometimes I'm quite obstinate when drunk
BTW, so far I've only broken one shot, so it's safe

It's better to be a worldwide known drunkard than an anonymous alcoholic!