On a bumper sticker at Luke Airforce Base in Arizona: "Eagles may soar but weasels never get sucked into jet engines"

From my wife: So what, G-d made man before he made woman,...everyone does a beta test.
(also famous for shouting at rude drivers on the free way,....next time you wave use all your fingers A&*hole!!)

saw another bumper sticker that said: Even crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.

My personal fave: I often do the work of three men. Larry Moe and curly.