*smites Esquilax and Frasier*.......*and everyone else*

Take it easy, youngen. Frasier won't bother you ANY more .

*Thwacks Griff for good measure*.

Battery Sergeant Major Tudor Prynne Williams:

"BSM Williams: Is you ready for inspection, luvvly boy?

Gunner/Bombardier Beaumont: We aren't quite there yet, Sergeant Major, Sir.

BSM: Oh,and why is you not quite there yet, Bomardier?

Bombardier: Well, I for one, have to wash my hair, Sergeant Major, Sir...

BSM: (imitating Beaumont) "Wash my 'air, Sergeant Major..."

Gunner Graham: "Excuse me, Sergeant Major..."

BSM:
"Shut up! There is not nobody who is going to wash 'is 'air, especially you, Mister La-dee-da Gunner Graham, because you 'as got no 'air!!! GET ON PARADE!!! JALDI JALDI!!!"



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Oh, dear, How sad, Never mind!!-Battery Sergeant Major Williams

'Cos it's strange innit??, whenever you stand in a Library and go AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH,
People stare at you, Whenever you do it in an Aeroplane everyone joins in.. - Tommy Cooper

Louis Stevens from Even Stevens, he cracks me up

"A TopGun through and through"

I can't believe no-one has said james bond yet.

Fast cars, sexy women (particularly Denise Richards grrr) lot's of cool toys and being able to get yourself into, and out of, some very tricky situations with barely a scratch?

Count me in.

hmmm...maybe cheech....maybe chong......not sure which

hmmmm ..........roger rabbit
as to why ?
what do you think

its the big floppy ears isn't it go on admit it

Lady Aribeth De Tylmirande

WHAT?!!

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There is no Silicon Heaven! But where do all the calculators go ?

You could no more evade my wrath... than you could your own shadow!

To Steel:

It's Jessica isn't it

"A TopGun through and through"

yip its a jessica thing
ps whats wrong with floppy ears

Homer from the Simpsons when he was smart. He proved god didn't exist...hehehe...

That's my lifelong dream.

Heltak - I'm assuming (and hoping!) that you are female, otherwise I will be very concerned .

shiftviper...I have to say, that is a very sad lifelong dream, why on earth would you want to prove that? even if you're an atheist there is absolutely no point to it.