unfair dungeon master quotes...
1. "tinker gnomes invented uzis?"
2. "since when is grummsh a wandering monster?"
3. "but i'm alreadfy dead!"
4. "okay...what exactly is a pantheon, and why is it mad at me?"
5. "a PACK of terrasques?!?"
6. "what the hell are you talking about, the a-bomb has'nt been invented yet!"
7. "our party chooses NOT to go to the temple of ultimate pain, but back to town..."
8. (from the DM) "he hits,....i'm gonna need more dice."
9. "how did battlemechs get into this dungeon?"
10. "that's one tough kobold..."
11. "so how many sisters does tiamat have?"
12. "this troll seems to be regenerating our fire damage."
13. "seriously, how much damage did i take?"
14. "i've never heard of a sword of party member slaying before."
15. "so what you're saying is that each of the kobolds has a wand of orcus?"
"You are what you do when it counts."
-The Masao
2. "since when is grummsh a wandering monster?"
3. "but i'm alreadfy dead!"
4. "okay...what exactly is a pantheon, and why is it mad at me?"
5. "a PACK of terrasques?!?"
6. "what the hell are you talking about, the a-bomb has'nt been invented yet!"
7. "our party chooses NOT to go to the temple of ultimate pain, but back to town..."
8. (from the DM) "he hits,....i'm gonna need more dice."
9. "how did battlemechs get into this dungeon?"
10. "that's one tough kobold..."
11. "so how many sisters does tiamat have?"
12. "this troll seems to be regenerating our fire damage."
13. "seriously, how much damage did i take?"
14. "i've never heard of a sword of party member slaying before."
15. "so what you're saying is that each of the kobolds has a wand of orcus?"
"You are what you do when it counts."
-The Masao