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unfair dungeon master quotes...

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grison21372

Post Thu Feb 05, 2004 2:59 pm

unfair dungeon master quotes...

1. "tinker gnomes invented uzis?"
2. "since when is grummsh a wandering monster?"
3. "but i'm alreadfy dead!"
4. "okay...what exactly is a pantheon, and why is it mad at me?"
5. "a PACK of terrasques?!?"
6. "what the hell are you talking about, the a-bomb has'nt been invented yet!"
7. "our party chooses NOT to go to the temple of ultimate pain, but back to town..."
8. (from the DM) "he hits,....i'm gonna need more dice."
9. "how did battlemechs get into this dungeon?"
10. "that's one tough kobold..."
11. "so how many sisters does tiamat have?"
12. "this troll seems to be regenerating our fire damage."
13. "seriously, how much damage did i take?"
14. "i've never heard of a sword of party member slaying before."
15. "so what you're saying is that each of the kobolds has a wand of orcus?"


"You are what you do when it counts."
-The Masao

Warlord Bob

Post Thu Feb 05, 2004 3:48 pm

*is utterly lost*

Is this like a RTS or RPG and those are things the units say? Because if it's things PLAYERS say in chat I've seen some, uh, interesting ones as well...

Laserblast

Post Thu Feb 05, 2004 4:05 pm

These are qoutes from Dungeons and Dragons games as far as I can tell....

If a butterfly flapping its wings can cause a hurricane, what do spammers cause?

Esquilax

Post Thu Feb 05, 2004 5:06 pm

Ah yes, Dungeons & Dragons! The only place that you can speak gibberish and pretend its Elvish! Hence, grison's post!

bom

Post Thu Feb 05, 2004 9:17 pm

5. "a PACK of terrasques?!?"


LMAO, been at the recieving end of this one, horrible guy, I still have nightmares.


8. (from the DM) "he hits,....i'm gonna need more dice."


This one too actually.

Most of these are typical n00bish DM behaviour. I remember making one of those uber kobolds one night. I was pissed at one of the players for always thinking ahead of me and wanted to kill him.. Sadly, I lost.

grison21372

Post Thu Feb 05, 2004 10:25 pm

lol, i've been playing the game since '85, and run my own campaigns off and on. #9 i actually pulled off last month (time warp/rift).

"You are what you do when it counts."
-The Masao

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