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today at school

This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

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Chips

Post Fri Jan 30, 2004 6:39 am

Well, i have a backup plan. It involves 2000 tons of mushrooms, a catapult, a radio controlled airship, and 500 toilet rolls....oh, and matches.

I will open with a barrage of fungi, (lightly grilled to heat them to a temperature that will render them "sweaty" which i will position just 10 feet from the great wall. Whilst this blizzard of spore rain is going on, i will light the toilet papers, fly them over the wall with my Hydrogen filled hot air balloon, and drop them onto their village huts!!! THEY WILL SURRENDER!!! I KNOW IT. China is overcrowded, but with my cunning plan, they will conceed.

This will be due to the fact that the poeple will petition their government to submit to my authoritaaii, as there wont be mushroom left for people otherwise.........

Sir Spectre

Post Fri Jan 30, 2004 8:06 am

I already took China in a Risk Campaign with a 2 and a 5 just beating out a 2 and a 4, but so far upon my visits there, no one seems to recognize my authority.

@FF, strange turns of logic and misdirection of understanding is very much the essence and thus the substance of Wolfy's threads. We're completely on-topic in spirit if not in actual discussion.

Sir S

freighter fighter

Post Fri Jan 30, 2004 8:30 am

perhaps wolfy should learn french and philosophy so he could go about complaning about nihlism and exestentialism.

Edited by - freighter fighter on 1/30/2004 8:34:57 AM

gromit

Post Fri Jan 30, 2004 8:50 am

jeezaz and I thought I was weird....you people really do make me feel better sometimes

Tawakalna

Post Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:19 am

@sS, is it just my perception or is out little Wolflet actually making even less sense than he was a fortnight ago?

Krazy Scout

Post Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:51 am

Today, while fixing my TV antenna, i fell off the roof, six times. After fixing the durned thing, i fell once more, breaking a leg (the F-ing left one) now i'm holed up in front of the comp slowly drowing in discarded chocolate wrappers (lolololol).
And to think, I was headed over to the shops later to buy more vodka (sniff), well, guess i'll have to make do with wine & brandy

P.S. Invading china should be done with gi-joe dolls wielding samurai swords, and a bannana

Time is a waste of life, life is a waste of time, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.

As the 3 Anubii sped across the abyss they encountered the last thing they expected, purple howler monkeys wearing green hats

Indy11

Post Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:55 am

I still think that it is "Anubises." Anubis is an Egyptian god, not Roman. Therefore, Anubis is not a Latin word. Absent anyone who speaks ancient Egyptian to provide us with a clue on noun plurals, I think it should be "Anubises."

Thenk you.

Zone

Post Fri Jan 30, 2004 11:15 am

After all, octopus becomes octopuses even though many people think it becomes octopi!

My gap year in Borneo

Tawakalna

Post Fri Jan 30, 2004 11:38 am

the correct pronunciation of Anubis is "stick-eye-snake-bird-stick..."

freighter fighter

Post Fri Jan 30, 2004 1:28 pm

anubi sounds far better to me

Locutov

Post Fri Jan 30, 2004 1:44 pm

I think it might be Anubisyn or sth like that

But now on to the topic, How can one eat a ton of Kiwi's and still be able to talk without Barfing allover your comp. (reminds me of a sketch out of Monthy Pythons: The meaning of Life ).

Say Wolfy, here's an idea, create a Diary thread in which you submit all of your daily abuses and amusements, then you can have a large thread all for yourself.

It's just a suggestion

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Oh, dear, How sad, Never mind!!-Battery Sergeant Major Williams
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freighter fighter

Post Fri Jan 30, 2004 1:45 pm

how bout a blog

Tawakalna

Post Fri Jan 30, 2004 2:03 pm

Wolfy's diary.. the possibilities are endless.. Loc, what are you inflicting upon us?

Gowserpaul

Post Fri Jan 30, 2004 2:20 pm

@Locutus, have u given any thought at all at what we would be unleashing if we gave wolfy his own ranting thread

What's the point in living if you can't feel alive?

Esquilax

Post Fri Jan 30, 2004 3:12 pm

Zone - Actually, the correct plural of "octopus" is "octopodes".

C'mon guys! Stop jumping on Wolfy. While I'd be the first to state that this thread is a little irrelevant and does not contain much to discuss, Wolfy would probably have come back to elaborate on this first post if you hadn't spammed it up so much. Besides, why are you complaining? After all, that is what you guys seem to honour Wolfy for; posts just like this.

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